I'm sure some sly character lied about the pipelines in Wikipedia and we actually don't have any pipelines shipping us oil in the area. We are in Iraq because of our good hearts to help the struggling people of Iraq be free, just like we do with everybody across the globe. Ask any Iraqi, Palestinian, Afghani, Pakistani, Bosnian, Croat, Serb, Vietnamese, Moon man, and they'll tell you that we're their eternal saviors.
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.