Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2011-12) (38 Viewers)

[Fake Melo]

ALVIIIIIIIN.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Badass J Elkann]

Badass you so badass and cool!

tits or gtfo

 

[Plop]

tits or gtfo

 

[Fake Melo]

First official BD groupie?

 

[Plop]

First official BD groupie?

:flag4: BADASS FLAG!!!

 

[Daddi]

Camo at his best is definitely better than the Krasic we have seen so far.

by miles

 

[ALC]

who gives a f*ck how much they are offering, i would personally pay for his flight ticket and throw ALC on the flight with him too

I find it very cute that you think about me so much.

 

[Hist]

At his best, Camo was a genius. We didn't see that best often enough but an average Camo was still a boss. His last 2 seasons with us were horrific though.

I am not doubting his talent, I am doubting his consistency and productivity. This was Krasic's first season in Juve and Serie A in possibly the worst Juve of all time and his numbers are almost double what camo produced on his best season.

 

[Gagi]

Juventuz routine.

7am: Getting excited about potential big-name signing.
10am: Getting depressed because of Pazienza's imminent arrival.
1pm: Getting even more depressed after news that Barca, Real or City are after our big-name player too.
4pm: Alvin's back. Fuck.
5pm: Pre-suicidal stage. Reading Crionis' posts.
7pm: Suicidal stage. Reading news about Pazienza's medical.
9pm: Calming down. Asking for Katie's pics. Getting it.
11pm: Asking for some nude pics. Nothing.
11:01pm: Depression. Bed.

 

[JuveJay]

Bahahaha.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Juventuz routine.

7am: Getting excited about potential big-name signing.
10am: Getting depressed because of Pazienza's imminent arrival.
1pm: Getting even more depressed after news that Barca, Real or City are after our big-name player too.
4pm: Alvin's back. Fuck.
5pm: Pre-suicidal stage. Reading Crionis' posts.
7pm: Suicidal stage. Reading news about Pazienza's medical.
9pm: Calming down. Asking for Katie's pics. Getting it.
11pm: Asking for some nude pics. Nothing.
11:01pm: Depression. Bed.

Exactly

 

[Fake Melo]

Juventuz routine.

7am: Getting excited about potential big-name signing.
10am: Getting depressed because of Pazienza's imminent arrival.
1pm: Getting even more depressed after news that Barca, Real or City are after our big-name player too.
4pm: Alvin's back. Fuck.
5pm: Pre-suicidal stage. Reading Crionis' posts.
7pm: Suicidal stage. Reading news about Pazienza's medical.
9pm: Calming down. Asking for Katie's pics. Getting it.
11pm: Asking for some nude pics. Nothing.
11:01pm: Depression. Bed.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Haha, great.

 

[Trequartista]

Great stuff Gagi

 

[Alen]

Juventuz routine.

7am: Getting excited about potential big-name signing.
10am: Getting depressed because of Pazienza's imminent arrival.
1pm: Getting even more depressed after news that Barca, Real or City are after our big-name player too.
4pm: Alvin's back. Fuck.
5pm: Pre-suicidal stage. Reading Crionis' posts.
7pm: Suicidal stage. Reading news about Pazienza's medical.
9pm: Calming down. Asking for Katie's pics. Getting it.
11pm: Asking for some nude pics. Nothing.
11:01pm: Depression. Bed.

Cronios

 

[JuveJay]

Crynios

 

[Gian]

Nasri and Young to Man United, one winger to make space for him? Valencia or Nani to Juve?

 

[Bezzy]

Gagi you are the funniest member here with Rab

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Juventuz routine.

7am: Getting excited about potential big-name signing.
10am: Getting depressed because of Pazienza's imminent arrival.
1pm: Getting even more depressed after news that Barca, Real or City are after our big-name player too.
4pm: Alvin's back. Fuck.
5pm: Pre-suicidal stage. Reading Crionis' posts.
7pm: Suicidal stage. Reading news about Pazienza's medical.
9pm: Calming down. Asking for Katie's pics. Getting it.
11pm: Asking for some nude pics. Nothing.
11:01pm: Depression. Bed.

Nice

 

[The Curr]

Juventuz routine.

7am: Getting excited about potential big-name signing.
10am: Getting depressed because of Pazienza's imminent arrival.
1pm: Getting even more depressed after news that Barca, Real or City are after our big-name player too.
4pm: Alvin's back. Fuck.
5pm: Pre-suicidal stage. Reading Crionis' posts.
7pm: Suicidal stage. Reading news about Pazienza's medical.
9pm: Calming down. Asking for Katie's pics. Getting it.
11pm: Asking for some nude pics. Nothing.
11:01pm: Depression. Bed.

For your own health, skip the 5pm step.