I think I'll have a go:
People please come up with something new about Tifoso Lou. The molester stuff was funny for a while, but it's played. And, if you are not familiar with the origins, I'll tell you that it has nothing to do with Lou himself.
You see, Seven (our favorite cock monger) hates Lou, so he tagged him with this molester thing out of the clear blue. If you really want to hit Lou on his personal life then I can tell you the guy constanlty masturbates into socks. What a freak!