I would say Erik, but that would ruin any chance I have of running for Texas state governor.
I would say Swag, but then I'll never be allowed within 200 miles of a spanish galleon.
I would say Dominic, but then my cousin Dominic would be offended.
I would say Seven, but then I would be banned.
I would say Dan, but then I'd be an enemy of Capitalism and exiled from my country.
I would say one of the female members, but then I would just be the next Giovanotti.
I would say Tifoso Lou, but then I'd be forced by child protective services to attend weekly support groups.
So I think I'm just going to go ahead and say myself.