What Grinds Your Gears? (10 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I hate when people tap me on the shoulder only to realise I'm not the person they thought I was.

I once tried that, and put my arm around the guy, but I accidentally put my hand in the food he was eating.

Thankfully, he turned his head to look at me the JUST when I put my hand in.

 

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[Nicholas]

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I hate it when I spent most of my working hours on Juventuz, even when I have shit loads of work to complete by the end of the week!

 

[swag]

I once tried that, and put my arm around the guy, but I accidentally put my hand in the food he was eating.

Thankfully, he turned his head to look at me the JUST when I put my hand in.

That's a different kind of reach-around.

 

[Enron]

I once tried that, and put my arm around the guy, but I accidentally put my hand in the food he was eating.

Thankfully, he turned his head to look at me the JUST when I put my hand in.

Were you wearing that sexy dress? Forgiveness is easy when you're looking like a stunner.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That's a different kind of reach-around.

I'm glad you noticed that!

@Eazy E: Naah... this was a long time ago. I did nothing crazy when I wore that dress.

 

[Klin]

I hate it when I feel like I have to shit really bad and then go onto the toilet and find out that it was only one huge big fat fart.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I hate it when I feel like I have to shit really bad and then go onto the toilet and find out that it was only one huge big fat fart.

Byrone kind of had the opposite of that today. All farts, but no shit!

 

[Christina]

Byrone kind of had the opposite of that today. All farts, but no shit!

 

[Klin]

Byrone kind of had the opposite of that today. All farts, but no shit!

I didn't get that.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I didn't get that.

He was farting all day. So he went to take a shit, and nothing came out.

Jeez man, I don't like to be so obvious, but this is ridiculous!

 

[Klin]

He was farting all day. So he went to take a shit, and nothing came out.

Jeez man, I don't like to be so obvious, but this is ridiculous!

So how is that opposite from what I said?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So how is that opposite from what I said?

 

[Klin]

Excuse me then.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I hate when religious people dump on other religions and spiritual beliefs which are "outside the norm" like Scientology or Mormonism.

 

[Bozi]

Another thing i can't stand is when guys wear white socks with jeans or suits, FFS GO & BUY SOCKS THAT MATCH THE COLOR OF YOUR SUIT OR SHOES!

i just hate people that wear white socks, 1980 is 30 years back that way,pal

How does your date, who fingers your food, react when McDonalds gets the order wrong?

I hate when you go into a stall in the bathroom that already smells horrible, then when you get out and someone goes in afterwards, probably thinking it was you.

even worse,go into a bathroom that smells terrible but you really have to go. try and breath through your mouth not your nose and you sit down.....to find the seat still warm

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I hate religion.

 

[Seven]

I applaud you, sir.

 

[Bisco]

Bozi and B i dont quite get whats wrong with wearing white socks ( usually they r the sports type not the long ones but the really short ones) with jeans?? i mean if u r wearing trainers it would be weird to wear socks u would wear with a suit if u r catching my drift.

like these: http://sportssocks.us/images/white_quarter_sports_socks_RS420-WHT.jpg

 

[Enron]

I wear white socks with jeans shorts.