What Are You Doing Right Now? (224 Viewers)

[GordoDeCentral]

I had pizza, gelato, and watched pbr semifinals live, fun tynes buey

 

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[Quetzalcoatl]

I had pizza, gelato, and watched pbr semifinals live, fun tynes buey

Professional bull riding?

Posting in here on a Saturday night makes me feel like it's over a decade ago when I was on Tuz 24/7

 

[X Æ A-12]

You should learn how to suck your own dick in case it's your last blowie

I can see how, coming from a country where its common to lose your virginity to a donkey, this was honest and true attempt at advice on your part. .

 

[swag]

The best part of flyover country is tornadoes and you get to fly over it @swag

Sweet. That must look pretty awesome. If not also the auroras.

Looks like the guy was caught. Hopefully he got a beatdown from the citizens before the police arrived

Still not sure how this rapist is somehow any more dangerous than, say, Lawrence Taylor hanging out with your teenage daughter just because we have it on video.

How worried should i be about this G5 storm?

Only the 5G one.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Turkish built-in "bidets" are utterly retarded. The weak horizontal stream doesn't even hit your bumhole. You still have to use your hand to scoop water and touch your shitty ass.

 

[Fab Fragment]

 

[.zero]

Bambi?

 

[Fab Fragment]

I don’t understand this "self-identify" nonsense, especially some of the really weird ones. A friend of mine who is a psychiatrist has a patient who self identifies as a microwave. Apparently, some people do identify as a microwave.

 

[swag]

I don’t understand this "self-identify" nonsense, especially some of the really weird ones. A friend of mine who is a psychiatrist has a patient who self identifies as a microwave. Apparently, some people do identify as a microwave.

Must be hard to shop for clothes

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I don’t understand this "self-identify" nonsense, especially some of the really weird ones. A friend of mine who is a psychiatrist has a patient who self identifies as a microwave. Apparently, some people do identify as a microwave.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/otherkin

 

[Lion]

I don’t understand this "self-identify" nonsense, especially some of the really weird ones. A friend of mine who is a psychiatrist has a patient who self identifies as a microwave. Apparently, some people do identify as a microwave.

how dare you?!

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Apache and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heli phobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Fab Fragment]

Imagine identifying oneself as Allegri

 

[Lion]

Imagine identifying oneself as Allegri

send in seal team 6

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Fintech CEO don't mention AI challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

 

[.zero]

 

[JuveJay]

This is just Friday night for a lot of people here.

 

[swag]

Or the book (or movie) Fight Club for those too young to know about it.

 

[swag]

This AI thing is definitely improving the Google experience

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

This AI thing is definitely improving the Google experience

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

This AI thing is definitely improving the Google experience

Fintech CEO don't mention AI challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

That's why it needs to be shoehorned into everything at all times.