What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,127 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Give it time before some millennial decides they need a unique destination wedding for their guests to talk about.

For 2000 USD extra, the rebels will guarantee your safety so you can at least die married.

 

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[swag]

For 2000 USD extra, the rebels will guarantee your safety so you can at least die married.

The bride will get excited picking out the matching rope ties and hoods for all the guests.

And a calligraphy kit for all the guests to write out their own last wills and testaments.

 

[Fab Fragment]

One thing that I don’t understand is women’s desire to have the most expensive and extravagant wedding. It’s just a waste of money - money that you could give to the newly married to do whatever they want down the road.

 

[U Picciriddu]

You have to be a chump to get married in murica, no offense chumps

Be a traditional lad, marry your wife and proceed to become a drunk who beats her.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

One thing that I don’t understand is women’s desire to have the most expensive and extravagant wedding. It’s just a waste of money - money that you could give to the newly married to do whatever they want down the road.

The wedding I went to last year cost $90,000 by the end of it.

 

[Strickland]

The wedding I went to last year cost $90,000 by the end of it.

Thats just retarded. My wedding cost approximately ten times less and I was still pretty mad about the amount of money wasted on it

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Just in Murica or anywhere? Like I couldn't imagine getting married in Sudan.

Comes with a lotta perks though.

Perk 1: No need for prenups if you have bill of sale

 

[swag]

The wedding I went to last year cost $90,000 by the end of it.

I really do want to beyotch slap women half the time that confuse the wedding for marriage.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Personally, I don't even want a wedding. I'm aware of how much of a hard sell that is though

 

[X Æ A-12]

Saw this on Twitter. Had an unexpected ending.

 

[.zero]

It's done

 

[IliveForJuve]

@Fr3sh happy birthday my G. Hopefully you're not suffering from premature obesity at 33.

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Always have some coke on you at weddings. It's way too easy to get absolutely cunted on free booze.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I think we just had an earthquake

 

[Juve-Fan-Iraq]

Saw this on Twitter. Had an unexpected ending.

Forza Juve

 

[swag]

I think we just had an earthquake

Biden did this

 

[ALC]

Biden did this

thanks Obama

 

[IliveForJuve]

I'm surprised my phone usage is this low (it's still pretty high but I imagined it would be over 8 hours a day).

Tuz, share your phone screen time

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I think it's skewed from using YouTube to listen to music on the way to, while at, and coming home from the gym though (Firefox).

 

[Enron]

Biden did this

God is telling America to repent!

 

[swag]

God is telling America to repent!

So I’ve heard. The Jewish space lasers will extract their revenge for our foolish ways.