Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
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Good point. You could be a king. Think of all the ugly, hairy, toothless, non bathing women you could bang before the invention of toilet paper and dental hygiene
Re hairiness, see above: (East) Asians.

And yeah, with my godlike powers of electricity and knowledge of basic physics, I'll only be fucking with princesses who get to bathe weekly.
 

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