I wanna sleep with a recently divorced woman 8 years older than me.
What role?
Currently about to jump out the window at my job. I'd say burn the building down, but around here that might get some terrorism charges
Currently about to jump out the window at my job. I'd say burn the building down, but around here that might get some terrorism charges


Best place to buy real estate right now is Turkey, shit going for peanuts there
Bratislava is a stone throw away from Vienna, which imo is the most beautiful capital in europe, i didn't care much for budapest.
Bratislava on the other hand? Can't say I remember much. Last time it was on a train from Prague to Budapest, and Slovakia had just gone independent from Czechoslovakia a couple years prior. The custom agents walking through the train pounded the shit out of my passport, a little too proud of their new stamp it seemed.
Where the ladies are into butt stuff
As a white man Asia is the promised land, you will clean up, Eastern euro chicks are generally all about that money, especially the younger ones.
Going to meet the mayor of Warsaw this afternoon
Remember went greeting polish dignitaries the custom is to touch mushrooms.
Going camping this weekend. What is something cool or unusual to bring.
Trannies are not women tho.
What are they?
Last week I graduated from university
Today I found out that I can no longer use the pool or the gym because I'm no longer a student...
Fuck my life
Today I found out that I can no longer use the pool or the gym because I'm no longer a student...
Fuck my life

Skeleton of 900 pound man
@AFL_ITALIA
McDonald's CEO gave interview which looks like they are looking to add plant based meat to the menu.
speculation it will be Beyond Meat.
McDonald's CEO gave interview which looks like they are looking to add plant based meat to the menu.
speculation it will be Beyond Meat.
We jumped all over margarine as a healthy improvement over butter, and look how that turned out.
Screw this, I am starting a company that is going to mold meat into fake vegetables. I'll make faux broccoli out of beef, fake carrots out of lamb. And they will be engineered for just the right crunch when served with a nice vegetable dip.
my entire life. i am not sure why you think i am close to LA
