Why are you visiting such poor trannies in the slums? If you are going to sleep with trannies, you should at the very least raise your standards a bit.
Someone say trannies?
Of course, with my standards, they have to be midget trannies.
Btw, you know I have my Portuguese drag queen name chosen finally...
Oh I know. Especially considering some of the asses around here, fucking insane.
Honestly I go to the gym and every single bird is crazy hot. Women that would grind any gym in Europe/America to a halt if they came in to workout. And at any given time there will 5-10 girls working out of that kind of standard. I go to a crazy expensive gym its $40 a month which is so high for Cali so most of the girls in my gym are already married to extremely wealthy Colombians.
I never go for half bitten fruit but there was one girl I had been chatting to for weeks, dead ringer for Suni Sweeney bodywise and face like Beyonce. I was leaving the gym at same time as her and walked outside and noticed a brand new Audi black jeep with two cars a piece in front of and behind it to pick her up. Some seriously dodgy Colombians smoking outside of the cars so yeah.......NOPE.
Dude, she might want to flirt with you so her beeffriend cuts you up like tuna for her entertainment. But why aren't you at least getting some store samples?
What? Not many girls make it to 28 before getting fat and wrinkled.
Before a woman turns 25, she can get by with a lot. But from then on she has to work at it to avoid butt explosion.
@Kyle is out camping with a bunch of hairy vegan chicks this weekend, right? Wonder if any of them rock a good unibrow? :mut: @DAiDEViL
Is it still a unibrow if it runs down her sideburns and covers all her legs?
The impressive part is not getting into their pants, but regularly turning them down just coz
My hero
I don’t know. From what I can tell, one guy touched a boobie and another is journaling.
Isn't that how teenagers are supposed to get consent nowadays?
Nah only one was a vegan. She works some grossly overpaid job for Facebook and drinks raw water. fairly cute. no unibrow but bushy eyebrows
What a stereotype. I know way too many like that.
Weird, i've never seen a 10 year old with the "please do anything to hide my premature balding" cut
So you pulled her pants down?