Well, this happened.
I was on a discord call with my mate. (do we have discord server btw?), and some random guy appeared. Not sure where he's from - heard Stan in the end. Could be Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, didn't understand him. So we said hi, he said hi back. Everything was cool. Then he said: "I remember when I was a kid, 6 or 7, my father gave me a gun and knife and told me to kill the chicken. He said he will sent me to uncle if I use a gun, because man must use knife. So I took a knife. He never showed me how to use it though. So I swinged once, was almost there, then chicken started running, I had to chase him. Then I stabbed him couple of times, just to make sure. 5 times. Exactly 5 times. I remeber it well. I stayed home. Oh, I had good times with my father". We didn't know what to say because who the fuck says something like that on discord. But we said "cool". Then I remembered he's from one of those -stan countries, so I started singing "Throw the jew down the well"
(I don't have anyting against them, just a fan of Borat). Then he got kinda mad because he hates Kazakhstan, Borat and he's a jew. Awkward situation no. 2. Then he left and we never saw him again. After that some Brazilian guy came. I was kinda cautious not to sing anything that can offend Brazilian people. He didn't said one thing for few mins, then he started siniging CORITIBAAAAAAA, CORITIBAAAAAAAAAA
