That Seinfeld episode where they couldn't tell if Elaine's bf is black or not and he in return wondered if Elaine was a latina 
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I second this.
Sounds proper. Happy holidays.
And the burning sensation when you pee.
Church of Latter Day Saints?
Congrats! Did you at least have fun at your own wedding?
Oh, M is a very good choice here.
I thought millennials banned soap. At least the non-liquid variety. Better for the environment to make all those plastic bottles.
I prefer hookers.
The more I thought about this, the more it's kinda true. A girl won't pull that shit if you don't have some kind of commitment.
Some women are better satisfied by maize.
So my work's Christmas party ended in a brawl and police riot van turning up 
And the burning sensation when you pee.
Church of Latter Day Saints?
Guess who’s getting married tomorrow, biatchees?? 
Right now I’m a mix of feeling like I’ve being thrown in jail but happy about it too.
Right now I’m a mix of feeling like I’ve being thrown in jail but happy about it too.
Fritz Lang's M
Can there be any other choice? @CrimsonianKing
How about you?
Can there be any other choice? @CrimsonianKing
How about you?
I thought millennials banned soap. At least the non-liquid variety. Better for the environment to make all those plastic bottles.
I prefer hookers.
The more I thought about this, the more it's kinda true. A girl won't pull that shit if you don't have some kind of commitment.
My girl thought I was white, she didn't know I was a wetback.
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Introduced her to this on our first date
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Introduced her to this on our first date
I always thought being LDS meant you publicly proclaimed you were sober, but secretly you always drank a private stash.
And it was liquid soap. I left it on my desk at work and I think the cleaning people may have stolen it over night. Probably to bath in it like Iliveforjuve wanted to
A friend of his threw his keys on a rooftop, so he tried to recover them. I'm not exactly sure how it happened but he fell off somewhere when trying to recover them.
He hit his head against something and probably died right on the spot.
Such is life. He was always bullied as a kid and just died due to an act of bullying.
He hit his head against something and probably died right on the spot.
Such is life. He was always bullied as a kid and just died due to an act of bullying.
