What Are You Doing Right Now? (319 Viewers)

[IliveForJuve]

I don't cheat mayn

Description: half latina/half chinese-indian. Mucha fuega

Tell me something you'd like to say to this chica and I'll translate it to Spanish.

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Men are brainier and also more stupid than women.

 

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[Quetzalcoatl]

Tell me something you'd like to say to this chica and I'll translate it to Spanish.

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Men are brainier and also more stupid than women.

Didn't want something translated, but something that is a Spanish expression. Anyway it's okay, I'm making do with English and throwing an Italian word here or there

 

[IliveForJuve]

Didn't want something translated, but something that is a Spanish expression. Anyway it's okay, I'm making do with English and throwing an Italian word here or there

Me encantan tus labios. Quiero morderlos.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Me encantan tus labios. Quiero morderlos.

Not smooth

 

[IliveForJuve]

Not smooth

I've been in a relationship for almost 2 years Need to work on my game with random half asian girls.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I've been in a relationship for almost 2 years Need to work on my game with random half asian girls.

Good lad, keep it up

 

[JuveJay]

So my work's Christmas party ended in a brawl and police riot van turning up

 

[Wittl]

So my work's Christmas party ended in a brawl and police riot van turning up

Nice!

We'll have ours tommorrow. Last year it was 10 am, when I came home

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

So my work's Christmas party ended in a brawl and police riot van turning up

Nice. Memories to last a lifetime

 

[.zero]

Whammo

 

[Enron]

Nice!

We'll have ours tommorrow. Last year it was 10 am, when I came home

Mine too, but their are too many LDS in the office for it to be fun.

 

[DAiDEViL]

"Kannst du mir einen blasen ".

It works, tried and tested in Köln summerjam

But women at Summerjam are either drunk, stoned, or both. Try that line on a normal weekend and see if it still works

 

[Fr3sh]

So my work's Christmas party ended in a brawl and police riot van turning up

I always knew you were a shit disturber
What'd you do?

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Guess who’s getting married tomorrow, biatchees??

Right now I’m a mix of feeling like I’ve being thrown in jail but happy about it too.

 

[DAiDEViL]

With the chick you've been stalking?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Guess who’s getting married tomorrow, biatchees??

Right now I’m a mix of feeling like I’ve being thrown in jail but happy about it too.

Didn't you recently have an engagement called off, or was that someone else?

 

[CrimsonianKing]

With the chick you've been stalking?

I didn’t stalk her, you Nazi! I went to her house unannounced and she treated me like i was Hannibal Lester that happened one time and we haven’t seen each other since. The one I’m marrying is the girl I met right after that.

Didn't you recently have an engagement called off, or was that someone else?

That was with the girl from my comment above. I dodged a bullet there.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I didn’t stalk her, you Nazi! I went to her house unannounced and she treated me like i was Hannibal Lester that happened one time and we haven’t seen each other since. The one I’m marrying is the girl I met right after that.



That was with the girl from my comment above. I dodged a bullet there.

Damn, you move quickly boy! Well... congrats

 

[Fr3sh]

I didn’t stalk her, you Nazi! I went to her house unannounced and she treated me like i was Hannibal Lester that happened one time and we haven’t seen each other since. The one I’m marrying is the girl I met right after that.



That was with the girl from my comment above. I dodged a bullet there.

Congrats!! Wish you lots of happiness, and lots of babies.
Name your first born son Darman, he'll be bound for greatness with a name like that.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I didn’t stalk her, you Nazi! I went to her house unannounced and she treated me like i was Hannibal Lester that happened one time and we haven’t seen each other since. The one I’m marrying is the girl I met right after that.



That was with the girl from my comment above. I dodged a bullet there.

It's Hannibal Lecter you fuck. Learn the names of our role model psychopath!

And did't you like... break up? And went to shit from something serious? Where the hell did this pokemon pop up from

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Congrats!! Wish you lots of happiness, and lots of babies.
Name your first born son Darman, he'll be bound for greatness with a name like that.

Or... Damien.