What Are You Doing Right Now? (317 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

Soap is for the poor.

I exfoliate my skin with cocaine.

Cocaine is great. Best laxative

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Congrats dude! Where's she from?

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Relax, bro. Just say thanks and smile. If you don't like it you can regift it.

Don't underestimate how much stress it is to pick out gifts for people in the first place.

Anyone who is stressed out buying holiday gifts doesnt experience real stresd

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[JuveJay]

I always knew you were a shit disturber
What'd you do?

Nothing this time I was chatting to some ladies getting a decent buzz then next minute the bar looks like Fight Club and one guy fell on his glass and it cut his neck so it was pissing everywhere and lots of people got a bit of claret on their nice party clothes.

 

[Fr3sh]

Nothing this time I was chatting to some ladies getting a decent buzz then next minute the bar looks like Fight Club and one guy fell on his glass and it cut his neck so it was pissing everywhere and lots of people got a bit of claret on their nice party clothes.

Holy shit!
Hope he's still alive and ok.

 

[JuveJay]

Holy shit!
Hope he's still alive and ok.

Yeah lol it wasn't his jugular or anything but it's always worse when people have been drinking.

 

[Fr3sh]

Yeah lol it wasn't his jugular or anything but it's always worse when people have been drinking.

Good to hear.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Cocaine is great. Best laxative

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Anyone who is stressed out buying holiday gifts doesnt experience real stresd

Gives me the shits every time so I end up in the bathroom with a cigarette.

 

[.zero]

.. : when you commit suicede by gun due to an overexposure to Wham's 'Last Christmas'; causing depression and panic attacks that leads to a feeling of life being meaningless. Whammo!

Last year I successfully predicted that George Michael would not see xmas

 

[X Æ A-12]

Gives me the shits every time so I end up in the bathroom with a cigarette.

Cigarette on the toilet

 

[Wittl]

Some purposeless cum receptacle at work gave me artisianal handsoap for christmas. It looks expensive but i am male, 25 and straight why in the ever fucking hell would i want this. Giving me nothing wouldve been more generous

So you are here since you've been 14 years old?

 

[X Æ A-12]

So you are here since you've been 14 years old?

We dont talk about that anymore

 

[Hængebøffer]

You want me to prove to you there are more instances of casual sex now than before? Or that women not needing the man to provide for her has upset the balance in a marriage? The fact is no matter what I show you you will not get out of the mental prison you were put in.

No. But explain why it's a bad thing.

Edit:

It's not down to just intelligence, there is priorities in life and of course time of 'expiry' for that raison D etre of ours, reproduction. How many women want to sleep with a famous older male scientist? How many men want to sleep with a famous older female one?
Anything can be construed as contribution, but a major revolutionary one with ripples in time and across fields, women are just not there.

And now I just read through the whole. Was this your point? This I agree with and what is what I meant with statistics vs biology.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I dont doubt the intellectual capabilities of women just the hand eye coordination.

The problem i have with equal society is that women are then allowed to drive when a large amount of them are genuinely bad at it and putting the rest of us at risk. Women should have to take uber.

 

[DAiDEViL]

I dont doubt the intellectual capabilities of women just the hand eye coordination.

The problem i have with equal society is that women are then allowed to drive when a large amount of them are genuinely bad at it and putting the rest of us at risk. Women should have to take uber.

Just like old men and 18 year olds.

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I'd rather drive with a woman than with a man to be honest. Less rowdy (here comes my BMW! Outta my way!), more safety.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Damn, you move quickly boy! Well... congrats

Thanks, bro!

Congrats!! Wish you lots of happiness, and lots of babies.
Name your first born son Darman, he'll be bound for greatness with a name like that.

Nah, he'll be a PADOIN

It's Hannibal Lecter you fuck. Learn the names of our role model psychopath!

And did't you like... break up? And went to shit from something serious? Where the hell did this pokemon pop up from

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Or... Damien.

That was my ex, the crazy Danish chick. Well, I've known this new girl for 7 years, we just never really got together.

She was prolly right, and You went full

But congrats anyway

According to every girl I've talked to about it what I did was sweet She's just a cunt

And thanks!

Lol you really never learn

She's the one, parceiro. Great girl this one.

What!?!? That's quick bro. You're a wild one.

Congratulations though. Hope it's magic.

Life is short, bro and you only get the one. I'm 100% certain I'm doing the right thing.

Thanks!

Lol, parabens pra voce!

How long have you been dating?

Thanks, man! A little over a year.

 

[MAXCAP]

Came back home from Costco, unloading the car, my wife ask me if I can carry the package of bottles of water inside the house. I said you Women fought for so long for equal rights, you can lift and carry that shit inside yourself.

 

[DAiDEViL]

Came back home from Costco, unloading the car, my wife ask me if I can carry the package of bottles of water inside the house. I said you Women fought for so long for equal rights, you can lift and carry that shit inside yourself.

Tell her she can give me a call. I'll help her no problem.

 

[X Æ A-12]

According to every girl I've talked to about it what I did was sweet She's just a cunt
.

Lol you NEVER take advice on wooing women from other women. They really don't know shit.

But congratulations on being married anyway

 

[lgorTudor]

Came back home from Costco, unloading the car, my wife ask me if I can carry the package of bottles of water inside the house. I said you Women fought for so long for equal rights, you can lift and carry that shit inside yourself.

Have you already apologized or will you apologize later?

 

[MAXCAP]

It was a joke pertaining to the hot air debate earlier in this thread

 

[X Æ A-12]

Just like old men and 18 year olds.

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I'd rather drive with a woman than with a man to be honest. Less rowdy (here comes my BMW! Outta my way!), more safety.

Oh yea you have to wait until 18 to drive :mut: