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Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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So my work's Christmas party ended in a brawl and police riot van turning up :touched:
Tis the season

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Guess who’s getting married tomorrow, biatchees?? :D

Right now I’m a mix of feeling like I’ve being thrown in jail but happy about it too.
Lol you really never learn

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It's Hannibal Lecter you fuck. Learn the names of our role model psychopath!

And did't you like... break up? And went to shit from something serious? Where the hell did this pokemon pop up from :boh:

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Or... Damien. :D
;) @ Damien
 

Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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Guess who’s getting married tomorrow, biatchees?? :D

Right now I’m a mix of feeling like I’ve being thrown in jail but happy about it too.
What!?!? That's quick bro. You're a wild one.

Congratulations though. Hope it's magic.

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Too bland. Darman is perfect. :p
She was prolly right, and You went full




But congrats anyway :p
Should name his kid Dahmer, so he can come for you, Fr3sh.



 

IliveForJuve

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Jan 17, 2011
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I didn’t stalk her, you Nazi! I went to her house unannounced and she treated me like i was Hannibal Lester :D that happened one time and we haven’t seen each other since. The one I’m marrying is the girl I met right after that.



That was with the girl from my comment above. I dodged a bullet there.
Lol, parabens pra voce!

How long have you been dating?
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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Some purposeless cum receptacle at work gave me artisianal handsoap for christmas. It looks expensive but i am male, 25 and straight why in the ever fucking hell would i want this. Giving me nothing wouldve been more generous
 

Martin

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Dec 31, 2000
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Guess who’s getting married tomorrow, biatchees?? :D

Right now I’m a mix of feeling like I’ve being thrown in jail but happy about it too.
Congrats dude! Where's she from?

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Some purposeless $#@! receptacle at work gave me artisianal handsoap for christmas. It looks expensive but i am male, 25 and straight why in the ever $#@!ing hell would i want this. Giving me nothing wouldve been more generous
Relax, bro. Just say thanks and smile. If you don't like it you can regift it.

Don't underestimate how much stress it is to pick out gifts for people in the first place.
 

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