ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,526
What the Mexican is saying. But it also depend a lot of the people you're meeting for the interview. What I'm saying is talk about what they want to hear.

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Lol. Just realized what is what about. Serious question. Why would you let people write something like this for you? I get it if it's because of the network.
They want to hear the sound of their new employees' moans as they are transformed from enthusiastic young adults, to depressed drug addicts.

All the new employees are invited over to the President's mansion for a celebratory night of food, drinks, and games. The pool is open to all but none of the young adults arrive dressed for the occasion. The khakis and sundresses are the safe choice of the evening. Except for Brittney. It is surprising for some that the most unfit and chubby girl in the company is the one displaying such confidence. For others, it is not surprising that the most unfit and chubby girl in the company is indeed the one displaying such lack of morals and etiquette.

But little do they know that they are soon to surpass the "indecency" shown by Brittney.

Unsurprisingly, the young adults are all sticking to the morally accepted limit of four drinks before having to drive back home. Being straight out of college means their livers are in that twilight phase where they can still absorb an atrocious amount of liquor but its days of doing that are numbered. However, the second drink seems to have everyone in a really doozy mood. You don't usually feel this close to passing out until consuming drinks in the high teens.

And where are they now? They must have passed out and that's the last thing they remember. They don't know they ended up in a hardwood basement, completely naked except for the chains tying them from their hands to the ceiling, so they would remain in a standing position.

And soon after, the managers enter. Also wearing nothing, they are carrying a very large arsenal of sex toys. And thes sex toys start being utilized right away. The girls are invaded by various objects, the guys are tortured with metal and glass rings. And they are all whipped. Heavily and heartlessly. In an unexpected turn of events, the managers leave.

Now it's the supervisors' turn. And they start by making the managers' turn like childs' play. The new employees are savagely beaten, fucked, and spit on. Two are urinated on. Blood is flowing from five others. The shortest girl is chocking after having held from breathing for nearly two minutes as the finance supervisor forcefully tries to invade her anal cavity.

And they do not want to remember the rest. Yet, that unintentional moaning they could not help themselves from making the entire time? That will always ring in their head and remind them of the scumbags they've become.



But to answer your question, they do it because if it is very time sensitive and you have not prepared it for a long time, it can be better to not half ass it.
 

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Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,489
Yep, I rather pay 100 bucks to improve my interviewing skills. If there was such a class. Tho just applying for jobs you dont care for and doing the interviews to practice works too.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,489
Cv's in corporate America, especially finance, matter. You can't just send in a normal looking one, you have to use the right format and wordage.
Oh thats true for sure, tho question is if you into that field you will probably know someone with some know-how to guide you on the basics and esthetics, and not need to pay to get it right. Unless its a time sensitive thing as ALC said.
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,526
Oh thats true for sure, tho question is if you into that field you will probably know someone with some know-how to guide you on the basics and esthetics, and not need to pay to get it right. Unless its a time sensitive thing as ALC said.
I'm glad you read through it all :dule:
 

CrimsonianKing

Count Mbangula
Jan 16, 2013
27,315
I've spent the whole week watching some good ol' Lou Reed interviews (Isn't @swag a fan?), the awkwardness in most of them is just amazing. The guy was the best at throwing reporters off their shit and just being a complete dick, really

And with that came the hunger for the Velvet Underground records. Been re-listening and getting re-acquainted with their back catalog. So minimalist yet so gritty and powerful. I was specifically listening to this tune at work - one that I haven't heard in many years - and I never really had paid attention to the words until today... Shit is too damn crazy. @Post Ironic you probably know it but in case you don't, listen to the words and that ending :lol:

 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
I've spent the whole week watching some good ol' Lou Reed interviews (Isn't @swag a fan?), the awkwardness in most of them is just amazing. The guy was the best at throwing reporters off their shit and just being a complete dick, really

And with that came the hunger for the Velvet Underground records. Been re-listening and getting re-acquainted with their back catalog. So minimalist yet so gritty and powerful. I was specifically listening to this tune at work - one that I haven't heard in many years - and I never really had paid attention to the words until today... Shit is too damn crazy. @Post Ironic you probably know it but in case you don't, listen to the words and that ending :lol:

Oh yeah... :tup:

And it's no mystery why I'm also a fan of bands like the Dream Syndicate, Sonic Youth, Luna, The Feelies, Modern Lovers, Swans, etc.
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
I've spent the whole week watching some good ol' Lou Reed interviews (Isn't @swag a fan?), the awkwardness in most of them is just amazing. The guy was the best at throwing reporters off their shit and just being a complete dick, really

And with that came the hunger for the Velvet Underground records. Been re-listening and getting re-acquainted with their back catalog. So minimalist yet so gritty and powerful. I was specifically listening to this tune at work - one that I haven't heard in many years - and I never really had paid attention to the words until today... Shit is too damn crazy. @Post Ironic you probably know it but in case you don't, listen to the words and that ending :lol:

Haven't listened to White Light/White Heat in a few years. I'd forgotten how wild the lyrics are in that track. I love that raw minimalism they have going on too, definitely a precursor to early punk, tracks like that. I'm going to have to find it, I know I have it somewhere in amongst records.

I can't recall if I asked you if you had heard of Lizzy Mercier Dezcloux before? Also went by the name Rosa Yemen... She took some influence from Lou Reed for sure.

Edit.

All the late 70s - early 80s No Wave, New Wave, Post-punk, etc. bands were heavily influenced by The Velvet Underground.
 

CrimsonianKing

Count Mbangula
Jan 16, 2013
27,315
Haven't listened to White Light/White Heat in a few years. I'd forgotten how wild the lyrics are in that track. I love that raw minimalism they have going on too, definitely a precursor to early punk, tracks like that. I'm going to have to find it, I know I have it somewhere in amongst records.

I can't recall if I asked you if you had heard of Lizzy Mercier Dezcloux before? Also went by the name Rosa Yemen... She took some influence from Lou Reed for sure.

Edit.

All the late 70s - early 80s No Wave, New Wave, Post-punk, etc. bands were heavily influenced by The Velvet Underground.
No, never heard of it. Recommend me an album and I'll favorite it on Spotify.
 

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