Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
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You have those in Belgium. They usually start conversations with ridiculous lines like 'Do you care about people being kept captive against their will' or 'Do you like animals?'. The last few years I have made it a point to force myself to respond 'No, I do not like animals, I wish they'd all die' or something like that.
90% on the streets here start out by asking if I want a hug. They could be offering free green energy after that and it wouldn't make a difference.
 

Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
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Nope. But kudos.

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And shut the fuck up... @hæmgebøffer

storste tôs noge n sind e £nzoris.. gut tan ta r ste ma nd lig køns ho r mon :lol: patta

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just imagine right you faggot.


im pulling two birds. both of them too hot for you. prime da nish quality. must hurt.. fucking hurt. might be an idiot. but still good looking...

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greatest pice of pussy na!

damn..
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
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Fuck :lol:

A girl I was dating last year, just prior to meeting my current girl (and future wifey, just to chip in on that discussion) keeps calling my girlfriend from public phones and going all psycho on her. Not only did she burn a bunch of stuff I left at her apartment after i got out, now she calls once or twice per month and speaks crazy shit in different voices. 'just wait until he finds a new toy and he throws you to the curb'. 'i have killed'. 'you look cute in the shower'. Those are some of her greatest hits.
That's wild :lol:

In my early 20s, one girl I met a bar, we went on a couple dates, she seemed cool, we had fun, slept together. I went away on a two week vacation after that, it got kind of strange then because she sent me like 4-5 emails a day, mostly about "our love" and the future we had together, and so on and so forth, so I figured not responding and ignoring this crazy girl was the best way to go about things and end it with silence.

Turns out she had her friend help her break into my apartment while I was away, she moved herself and her cat and all her shit in, and was living there when I arrived. She was "surprising me, had this fancy dinner made and the place all cleaned spotless, so I felt kind of bad telling her she was psychotic and to get out of my place. Surreal experience. Made me quite cautious about bringing girls from the bar back to my place after that.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,342
90% on the streets here start out by asking if I want a hug. They could be offering free green energy after that and it wouldn't make a difference.
Is that for real ?

That would not end well in Belgium.. I guess it speaks volumes about how bitter some of our people are.
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,877
That's wild

In my early 20s, one girl I met a bar, we went on a couple dates, she seemed cool, we had fun, slept together. I went away on a two week vacation after that, it got kind of strange then because she sent me like 4-5 emails a day, mostly about "our love" and the future we had together, and so on and so forth, so I figured not responding and ignoring this crazy girl was the best way to go about things and end it with silence.

Turns out she had her friend help her break into my apartment while I was away, she moved herself and her cat and all her shit in, and was living there when I arrived. She was "surprising me, had this fancy dinner made and the place all cleaned spotless, so I felt kind of bad telling her she was psychotic and to get out of my place. Surreal experience. Made me quite cautious about bringing girls from the bar back to my place after that.
Wat.

How did you deal with it? 😆
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,342
That's wild

In my early 20s, one girl I met a bar, we went on a couple dates, she seemed cool, we had fun, slept together. I went away on a two week vacation after that, it got kind of strange then because she sent me like 4-5 emails a day, mostly about "our love" and the future we had together, and so on and so forth, so I figured not responding and ignoring this crazy girl was the best way to go about things and end it with silence.

Turns out she had her friend help her break into my apartment while I was away, she moved herself and her cat and all her shit in, and was living there when I arrived. She was "surprising me, had this fancy dinner made and the place all cleaned spotless, so I felt kind of bad telling her she was psychotic and to get out of my place. Surreal experience. Made me quite cautious about bringing girls from the bar back to my place after that.
You didn't handle it well either imo. First you have to tell her straight up you don't want a relationship and don't really want more contact either. Then you stop talking.

Going no contact just like that makes even sane people go crazy, let alone psychotic girls.
 
Apr 15, 2006
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That's wild :lol:

In my early 20s, one girl I met a bar, we went on a couple dates, she seemed cool, we had fun, slept together. I went away on a two week vacation after that, it got kind of strange then because she sent me like 4-5 emails a day, mostly about "our love" and the future we had together, and so on and so forth, so I figured not responding and ignoring this crazy girl was the best way to go about things and end it with silence.

Turns out she had her friend help her break into my apartment while I was away, she moved herself and her cat and all her shit in, and was living there when I arrived. She was "surprising me, had this fancy dinner made and the place all cleaned spotless, so I felt kind of bad telling her she was psychotic and to get out of my place. Surreal experience. Made me quite cautious about bringing girls from the bar back to my place after that.
:lol:
 

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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That's wild :lol:

In my early 20s, one girl I met a bar, we went on a couple dates, she seemed cool, we had fun, slept together. I went away on a two week vacation after that, it got kind of strange then because she sent me like 4-5 emails a day, mostly about "our love" and the future we had together, and so on and so forth, so I figured not responding and ignoring this crazy girl was the best way to go about things and end it with silence.

Turns out she had her friend help her break into my apartment while I was away, she moved herself and her cat and all her shit in, and was living there when I arrived. She was "surprising me, had this fancy dinner made and the place all cleaned spotless, so I felt kind of bad telling her she was psychotic and to get out of my place. Surreal experience. Made me quite cautious about bringing girls from the bar back to my place after that.
:lol:
 

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