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Apr 12, 2004
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    How long were you shacked up together?
    About three years, just short thereof.

    you are right. we dont see women as equals :lel1:
    :lol2:
    jajajaja ladies, I caught my ex showing some dude my house the other day. That shit was weird.
    YO! You need me to bring down the heavy metal?
    Oh, sorry. My gheydar must be off.

    Does that mean that @Völler @ALC and @Ocelot aren't ghey either?

    And what about @Klin @Nzoric @Hængebøffer @Bianconero_Aus ???

    My world is breaking apart.
    I AM GHEY WITH ME AND OTHER SO WE CAN GO BOM BOM BACKSIDE TIPPY TIPPY TOP KNOB BOB FROM BUM BUM TUM TUM JIGGLE JIGGLE DEE, YAKNAWSAYIN'?
    Yeah, started dating this other about a month ago and she seemed perfectlt normal. Then we had sex and I thought I was performing an exorcism. Then after I got the impression she wanted to lock me up in her basement so I gave her the talk and got the fuck out.

    I also went out a couple times with another one that seemed fine until she started to talk about her cats and then send me photos with her cats. All... The... Time... So I told her I think we are better as friends. She still texts me cat pics sometimes.
    Jesus Christ, you didn't tell me that the last time we made chatty-chat.
    He wrote from the burning tires as they tumbled down the hill
    Better than being at Burning Man.

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    I've been Tyrone slothrop for the last 12 years
    ....and I've been Tyrone Shoes.

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    Is golf still considered to be a sport these days?
    You misspelled flogging, and yes, it is.
     

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    ßöмßäяðîëя;5399931 said:
    YO! You need me to bring down the heavy metal?


    Jesus Christ, you didn't tell me that the last time we made chatty-chat
    Nah, I think it will be alright. There havent been any angry text messages or notes left at my house. Still that was weird though.


    I guess I just didnt think of it but Ill share more next time.
     

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