What Are You Doing Right Now? (459 Viewers)

[Seven]

With all the dick swagger you roll you can't spot crazy pussy?

From now on till the end of time, he will be able to do so. It just takes one crazy pussy to give you this ability first.

But we are talking about a practice which has existed everywhere since the dawn of time, it's as natural to humanity as dancing

Aging and dying is natural too. I still don't think it's optimal.

 

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[Enron]

With all the dick swagger you roll you can't spot crazy pussy

I never really came across it until now and she wasnt crazy until it was over.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

From now on till the end of time, he will be able to do so. It just takes one crazy pussy to give you this ability first.



Aging and dying is natural too. I still don't think it's optimal.

It most certainly is, my friend, the longer we are here the more shit we consume and the more shit we fuck up, also the longer people really live the less they enjoy life.

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I never really came across it until now and she wasnt crazy until it was over.

You are a lucky guy though, imagine if it was you who initiated the breakup lol

 

[Enron]

From now on till the end of time, he will be able to do so. It just takes one crazy pussy to give you this ability first.

Yeah, started dating this other about a month ago and she seemed perfectlt normal. Then we had sex and I thought I was performing an exorcism. Then after I got the impression she wanted to lock me up in her basement so I gave her the talk and got the fuck out.

I also went out a couple times with another one that seemed fine until she started to talk about her cats and then send me photos with her cats. All... The... Time... So I told her I think we are better as friends. She still texts me cat pics sometimes.

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You are a lucky guy though, imagine if it was you who initiated the breakup lol

For real. Since we have a bunch of mutual friends I get to hear about her sometimes. She goes from hating me, to loving me, to wanting to be friends.

Now shes dating someone so I figured I was free but I guess not.lol

 

[Seven]

I also went out a couple times with another one that seemed fine until she started to talk about her cats and then send me photos with her cats. All... The... Time... So I told her I think we are better as friends. She still texts me cat pics sometimes.

I like that. Lots of crazy women communicate that they're crazy by having cats. for their honesty.

 

[Fr3sh]

Yeah, started dating this other about a month ago and she seemed perfectlt normal. Then we had sex and I thought I was performing an exorcism. Then after I got the impression she wanted to lock me up in her basement so I gave her the talk and got the fuck out.

I also went out a couple times with another one that seemed fine until she started to talk about her cats and then send me photos with her cats. All... The... Time... So I told her I think we are better as friends. She still texts me cat pics sometimes.

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For real. Since we have a bunch of mutual friends I get to hear about her sometimes. She goes from hating me, to loving me, to wanting to be friends.

Now shes dating someone so I figured I was free but I guess not.lol

Omg

 

[Enron]

Omg

Single mexican women in their 30s are single for a reason.

 

[Nzoric]

Yeah, started dating this other about a month ago and she seemed perfectlt normal. Then we had sex and I thought I was performing an exorcism. Then after I got the impression she wanted to lock me up in her basement so I gave her the talk and got the fuck out.

I also went out a couple times with another one that seemed fine until she started to talk about her cats and then send me photos with her cats. All... The... Time... So I told her I think we are better as friends. She still texts me cat pics sometimes.

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For real. Since we have a bunch of mutual friends I get to hear about her sometimes. She goes from hating me, to loving me, to wanting to be friends.

Now shes dating someone so I figured I was free but I guess not.lol

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Fuck

A girl I was dating last year, just prior to meeting my current girl (and future wifey, just to chip in on that discussion) keeps calling my girlfriend from public phones and going all psycho on her. Not only did she burn a bunch of stuff I left at her apartment after i got out, now she calls once or twice per month and speaks crazy shit in different voices. 'just wait until he finds a new toy and he throws you to the curb'. 'i have killed'. 'you look cute in the shower'. Those are some of her greatest hits.

 

[Maddy]

See thats the thing, I'm convinced it's a bad idea but like you said you just can't discount millenia of wisdom

Did I say I would never get married??

 

[DAiDEViL]

jajajaja ladies, I caught my ex showing some dude my house the other day. That shit was weird.

 

[Enron]

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Fuck

A girl I was dating last year, just prior to meeting my current girl (and future wifey, just to chip in on that discussion) keeps calling my girlfriend from public phones and going all psycho on her. Not only did she burn a bunch of stuff I left at her apartment after i got out, now she calls once or twice per month and speaks crazy shit in different voices. 'just wait until he finds a new toy and he throws you to the curb'. 'i have killed'. 'you look cute in the shower'. Those are some of her greatest hits.

Holy shit.

At least mine keeps her crazy to herself for the most part.

The only other weird thing that has happened is one time at a club I sometimes go to with my friends we were dancing on the main floor. The way the place is set up there is kind of a mezzanine section built up around the main floor where the tables are. So Im having a good time dancing and whatnot. I look behind me to scout the crowd and theres a wall of girls just staring down at me. They did that for most of the night. All friends of my ex.

 

[Nzoric]

Holy shit.

At least mine keeps her crazy to herself for the most part.

The only other weird thing that has happened is one time at a club I sometimes go to with my friends we were dancing on the main floor. The way the place is set up there is kind of a mezzanine section built up around the main floor where the tables are. So Im having a good time dancing and whatnot. I look behind me to scout the crowd and theres a wall of girls just staring down at me. They did that for most of the night. All friends of my ex.

Ever dated a passionate NGO girl? Dont.

 

[Seven]

Ever dated a passionate NGO girl? Dont.

Dude.. Why.. That's like picking up girls in an asylum and complaining that they're crazy.

 

[Nzoric]

Dude.. Why.. That's like picking up girls in an asylum and complaining that they're crazy.

She stopped me on the street to try and get me to join Care International. I don't know if you have these in Belgium, but I am the only one amongst my friends who has managed to pick up a hot 'facer'. They're like bartenders, just used to bouncing off all advances and taking your money - so I had to give it a go and she was hot.

 

[Enron]

Ever dated a passionate NGO girl? Dont.

Noted.

 

[Seven]

She stopped me on the street to try and get me to join Care International. I don't know if you have these in Belgium, but I am the only one amongst my friends who has managed to pick up a hot 'facer'. They're like bartenders, just used to bouncing off all advances and taking your money - so I had to give it a go and she was hot.

You have those in Belgium. They usually start conversations with ridiculous lines like 'Do you care about people being kept captive against their will' or 'Do you like animals?'. The last few years I have made it a point to force myself to respond 'No, I do not like animals, I wish they'd all die' or something like that.

 

[Enron]

You have those in Belgium. They usually start conversations with ridiculous lines like 'Do you care about people being kept captive against their will' or 'Do you like animals?'. The last few years I have made it a point to force myself to respond 'No, I do not like animals, I wish they'd all die' or something like that.

Seems like that could be fun.

 

[Seven]

Seems like that could be fun.

It can be. But mostly I do it because I find their behaviour dishonest and manipulative. I understand they're asked to do so, but forcing people into paying up is not okay. Especially not in Belgium. I mean, I'm sorry, but people already have to give away half their paychecks to the government in Belgium. If you want money, go ask them.

 

[Enron]

It can be. But mostly I do it because I find their behaviour dishonest and manipulative. I understand they're asked to do so, but forcing people into paying up is not okay. Especially not in Belgium. I mean, I'm sorry, but people already have to give away half their paychecks to the government in Belgium. If you want money, go ask them.

I get that but I think it would be fun to do a bar crawl and fuck with the hippies.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Did I say I would never get married??

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