What Are You Doing Right Now? (326 Viewers)

[.zero]

I was going to ask if you called him John McClane and asked if you could bang his daughter Lucy.

I was tempted to say "yippeee ki yay m-fer" as we parted ways

 

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[swag]

I was tempted to say "yippeee ki yay m-fer" as we parted ways

Did he offer you a Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler?

 

[.zero]

Did he offer you a Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler?

Brilliant

You're like the Pirlo of perfect references and call backs

 

[Martin]

@Martin what's for lunch today?

lunch is but a memory now

 

[.zero]

lunch is but a memory now

Memories are the only thing we have to hold onto during our darkest hours

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

@Sheik Yerbouti

I'm glad I'm far away from 25.

 

[Bjerknes]

This was me a week and a half ago:
http://www.juventuz.com/threads/25092-What-Are-You-Doing-Right-Now?p=5182842#post5182842
Except back then Zika was still on the back pages.

The reason I wrote that is that the vectors seemed great for propagation (can't detect carriers, spread by mosquitoes) with impacts that play well on social paranoia (sterilization, abortion, etc.).

Even if you are planning to get pregnant together, I doubt your risk is worse than anything any Nicaraguan federales could throw at you.





Well, their boots will smell a little funny. Hope you can blame a dog, Fr3shy.

Sounds like a good time to get out. Bummer for the loser coworkers though.

Thanks. You are probably right, too. I'm not too worried -- we arrive in Managua and head straight to the Pacific. It's dry season there and they basically have a mansion with AC and all. We won't see much apart from the city of Leon. Going to be a crazy trip, never been to a country like Nicaragua.

 

[swag]

Thanks. You are probably right, too. I'm not too worried -- we arrive in Managua and head straight to the Pacific. It's dry season there and they basically have a mansion with AC and all. We won't see much apart from the city of Leon. Going to be a crazy trip, never been to a country like Nicaragua.

Sounds awesome. And unlike Nicaragua's neighbors, gangs generally aren't a problem.

 

[swag]

Btw, I thought it was worth noting about where I work...

I had a team meeting today in the NASA sauna next to the office.

The great thing about hanging with naked astronauts is that you don't have to worry about them wearing diapers to get around.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Women astronauts have better tits too. Think about it...

 

[Bjerknes]

Sounds awesome. And unlike Nicaragua's neighbors, gangs generally aren't a problem.

Right, it sounds relatively safe compared to the neighbors. I'll probably feel safer there than in Detroit.

Btw, I thought it was worth noting about where I work...

I had a team meeting today in the NASA sauna next to the office.

The great thing about hanging with naked astronauts is that you don't have to worry about them wearing diapers to get around.

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Women astronauts have better tits too. Think about it...

True.

 

[Seven]

Right, it sounds relatively safe compared to the neighbors. I'll probably feel safer there than in Detroit.

Isn't Costa Rica perfectly safe too?

 

[.zero]

It's as safe as a mother's bosom

 

[Maddy]

Women astronauts have better tits too. Think about it...

Saggy tits are extremely underrated and underappreciated.

 

[.zero]

Zero gravity in outer space eliminates the concept of saggy tits

 

[Maddy]

Zero gravity in outer space eliminates the concept of saggy tits

Exactly. Why would you ruin something that beautiful.

What is more beautiful than a woman who have lived, given birth and breastfed 8 kids?

 

[JuveJay]

So someone bought something from me on ebay, paid for postage, looked at the address and they live in the street next to mine

 

[.zero]

Exactly. Why would you ruin something that beautiful.

What is more beautiful than a woman who have lived, given birth and breastfed 8 kids?

A woman who has lived, given birth to over 10 kids, breastfed 15 kids and smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day for over 30 years

 

[Maddy]

A woman who has lived, given birth to over 10 kids, breastfed 15 kids and smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day for over 30 years

Ugh! Sounds like a right fuck doll. No thanks.

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It's friday.

So fuck you all

@Ocelot stay off the booze, you'll get old in a hurry!

 

[Hængebøffer]

Saggy tits are extremely underrated and underappreciated.

They're the best.