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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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So, had all these plans set to travel to Nicaragua in February to visit friends who have a house on the Pacific, and now everyone is telling us not to go because the fucking Zika virus. There is always some goddamn virus going around each year that creates some sort of panic, it's almost like it's scripted. Zika doesn't even kill you. I understand the concern for pregnant women, but it's like Ebola is running rampant. Am I poo-pooing this threat too much? I don't want to throw away $1000 in airfare.
This was me a week and a half ago:
http://www.juventuz.com/threads/25092-What-Are-You-Doing-Right-Now?p=5182842#post5182842
Except back then Zika was still on the back pages.

The reason I wrote that is that the vectors seemed great for propagation (can't detect carriers, spread by mosquitoes) with impacts that play well on social paranoia (sterilization, abortion, etc.).

Even if you are planning to get pregnant together, I doubt your risk is worse than anything any Nicaraguan federales could throw at you. ;)

So you removed your feces from their boots and because you don't want to get fired, you just urinated on their uniforms? I'm not entirely sure in what sort of environment you work, but I think urinating on other people's clothes might be a reason to fire you anyway. And if I were you I wouldn't defend myself by saying that at least I didn't shit all over their boots.
:lol:

Well, their boots will smell a little funny. Hope you can blame a dog, Fr3shy. :tup:

Sounds like a good time to get out. Bummer for the loser coworkers though.
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
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I get all that. I'm just confused as to why you think shitting over a person's boots means you'll get fired, while urinating on a person's clothes is fine.
Because the turd would be visible physical proof that will be noticed the second the slip on that boot, and the only person that has the time and space to do it is me. However urinating on the uniform, it will dry off and the stench will accentuate itself throughout the day as they go on sweating in their fancy stab-proof vest (LOL). They'll smell the piss, they'll assume it's me, blame me actually.....they'd accuse me a day later or something cause they won't even be able to prove it's been pissed on because it's their only work shirt here and they HAVE to wear it.

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I met Bruce Willis yesterday evening
:weee:
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,247
This was me a week and a half ago:
http://www.juventuz.com/threads/25092-What-Are-You-Doing-Right-Now?p=5182842#post5182842
Except back then Zika was still on the back pages.

The reason I wrote that is that the vectors seemed great for propagation (can't detect carriers, spread by mosquitoes) with impacts that play well on social paranoia (sterilization, abortion, etc.).

Even if you are planning to get pregnant together, I doubt your risk is worse than anything any Nicaraguan federales could throw at you. ;)



:lol:

Well, their boots will smell a little funny. Hope you can blame a dog, Fr3shy. :tup:

Sounds like a good time to get out. Bummer for the loser coworkers though.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,307
No, he was dick to pretty much everyone. I sincerely told him from the bottom of my heart that I enjoyed his work in the original Die Hard and he replied "sure thanks".
You expected him to suck your weewee out of gratitude? The man's Bruce Willis. He has people to beat up.
 

Völler

Always spot on
May 6, 2012
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You expected him to suck your weewee out of gratitude? The man's Bruce Willis. He has people to beat up.
You're the Bruce Willis of tuz.

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No, he was dick to pretty much everyone. I sincerely told him from the bottom of my heart that I enjoyed his work in the original Die Hard and he replied "sure thanks".
I knew it!
 

lgorTudor

Senior Member
Jan 15, 2015
32,951
No, he was $#@! to pretty much everyone. I sincerely told him from the bottom of my heart that I enjoyed his work in the original Die Hard and he replied "sure thanks".
ayyy you cant just walk up to Bruce Willis and by saying you enjoyed the original Die Hard imply that his other stuff was trash :D

jk I know he is a scumbag
I read it up on channel 4
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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No, he was dick to pretty much everyone. I sincerely told him from the bottom of my heart that I enjoyed his work in the original Die Hard and he replied "sure thanks".
I was going to ask if you called him John McClane and asked if you could bang his daughter Lucy.
 

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