What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,107 Viewers)

[Völler]

I met Bruce Willis yesterday evening

I've heard he's a douche. True or false?

 

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[Seven]

I've heard he's a douche. True or false?

See, don't do this. You'll get a scripted conversation. Now Dru is going to say: "He was real nice, actually.".

 

[Völler]

See, don't do this. You'll get a scripted conversation. Now Dru is going to say: "He was real nice, actually.".

Dru will surprise. He always does.

 

[.zero]

I've heard he's a douche. True or false?

See, don't do this. You'll get a scripted conversation. Now Dru is going to say: "He was real nice, actually.".

No, he was dick to pretty much everyone. I sincerely told him from the bottom of my heart that I enjoyed his work in the original Die Hard and he replied "sure thanks".

 

[Seven]

No, he was dick to pretty much everyone. I sincerely told him from the bottom of my heart that I enjoyed his work in the original Die Hard and he replied "sure thanks".

You expected him to suck your weewee out of gratitude? The man's Bruce Willis. He has people to beat up.

 

[Völler]

You expected him to suck your weewee out of gratitude? The man's Bruce Willis. He has people to beat up.

You're the Bruce Willis of tuz.

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No, he was dick to pretty much everyone. I sincerely told him from the bottom of my heart that I enjoyed his work in the original Die Hard and he replied "sure thanks".

I knew it!

 

[.zero]

You expected him to suck your weewee out of gratitude? The man's Bruce Willis. He has people to beat up.

I attempted to slight him and it was successful

Has he beat up anyone you know?

 

[lgorTudor]

No, he was $#@! to pretty much everyone. I sincerely told him from the bottom of my heart that I enjoyed his work in the original Die Hard and he replied "sure thanks".

ayyy you cant just walk up to Bruce Willis and by saying you enjoyed the original Die Hard imply that his other stuff was trash

jk I know he is a scumbag
I read it up on channel 4

 

[.zero]

@lgorTudor He must be still broken up about how Ashton won the prize in Demi Moore

 

[.zero]

@Martin what's for lunch today?

 

[swag]

No, he was dick to pretty much everyone. I sincerely told him from the bottom of my heart that I enjoyed his work in the original Die Hard and he replied "sure thanks".

I was going to ask if you called him John McClane and asked if you could bang his daughter Lucy.

 

[.zero]

I was going to ask if you called him John McClane and asked if you could bang his daughter Lucy.

I was tempted to say "yippeee ki yay m-fer" as we parted ways

 

[swag]

I was tempted to say "yippeee ki yay m-fer" as we parted ways

Did he offer you a Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler?

 

[.zero]

Did he offer you a Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler?

Brilliant

You're like the Pirlo of perfect references and call backs

 

[Martin]

@Martin what's for lunch today?

lunch is but a memory now

 

[.zero]

lunch is but a memory now

Memories are the only thing we have to hold onto during our darkest hours

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

@Sheik Yerbouti

I'm glad I'm far away from 25.

 

[Bjerknes]

This was me a week and a half ago:
http://www.juventuz.com/threads/25092-What-Are-You-Doing-Right-Now?p=5182842#post5182842
Except back then Zika was still on the back pages.

The reason I wrote that is that the vectors seemed great for propagation (can't detect carriers, spread by mosquitoes) with impacts that play well on social paranoia (sterilization, abortion, etc.).

Even if you are planning to get pregnant together, I doubt your risk is worse than anything any Nicaraguan federales could throw at you.





Well, their boots will smell a little funny. Hope you can blame a dog, Fr3shy.

Sounds like a good time to get out. Bummer for the loser coworkers though.

Thanks. You are probably right, too. I'm not too worried -- we arrive in Managua and head straight to the Pacific. It's dry season there and they basically have a mansion with AC and all. We won't see much apart from the city of Leon. Going to be a crazy trip, never been to a country like Nicaragua.

 

[swag]

Thanks. You are probably right, too. I'm not too worried -- we arrive in Managua and head straight to the Pacific. It's dry season there and they basically have a mansion with AC and all. We won't see much apart from the city of Leon. Going to be a crazy trip, never been to a country like Nicaragua.

Sounds awesome. And unlike Nicaragua's neighbors, gangs generally aren't a problem.

 

[swag]

Btw, I thought it was worth noting about where I work...

I had a team meeting today in the NASA sauna next to the office.

The great thing about hanging with naked astronauts is that you don't have to worry about them wearing diapers to get around.