What Are You Doing Right Now? (491 Viewers)

[ZoSo]

the haircut itself was alright, but the barber was so rough, throwing me around like a ragdoll

Location: University of Sex

 

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[Vlad]

Friday

Might hit the coast for the weekend for one last swim this year.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

I just got the worlds roughest haircut, jesus Christ the barber made me his bitch, it was like the hairdressing equivalent of domination porn

happened to me the other day as well. Got the missus to fix it up for me FFS. Hairdressers/barbers are all shite these days.

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Nah man, I've been doing night shift security for a while lately. Locking myself in the office with a 6pck and only stepping out to
Great job!

Whenever you mention your job on here, I always think of you as a black version of this guy.

Oh God, what a steaming pile of shite that movie is.

 

[Salvo]

Big Cock
Mall Cop

 

[ZoSo]

happened to me the other day as well. Got the missus to fix it up for me FFS. Hairdressers/barbers are all shite these days.

A semi elderly asian lady gave me a good chop chop recently

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

A semi elderly asian lady gave me a good chop chop recently

Sucky sucky?

 

[Fr3sh]

Whenever you mention your job on here, I always think of you as a black version of this guy.

Oh God, what a steaming pile of shite that movie is.

That guy at least tries to protect the mall
I kick it hobos, get me my 6 pack,smoke my spliffs and watch netflix and fuck aroudn on tuz

Big Cock
Mall Cop

 

[Maddy]

That guy at least tries to protect the mall
I kick it hobos, get me my 6 pack,smoke my spliffs and watch netflix and fuck aroudn on tuz

If I were to ever drop by your Mall

 

[Fr3sh]

If I were to ever drop by your Mall

I stopped at the 14th second, because I've never chased anyone

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i just show my face to the tenants make them think i tried then voila!! job done!

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gotta make sure to chew a couple gums before speaking to anyone

 

[Maddy]

Oh, fuck! It's J-dag today in Denmark.

Gonna be a long long night with teens and other shitters who can't take the semi strong xmas brew

 

[JuveJay]

Blew some shit up last night in the rain. Gonna blow more shit up and burn stuff on Saturday night.

Anonymous descended on London last night. That looked fun.

Our glorious tory boy "pig gate" guy down in Lewes:

And Herr Sepp:

 

[ZoSo]

Sucky sucky?

awwwww yea boiiiiiiiiiiiii

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much pompino

 

[Dominic]

Rugani?

 

[Marty]

Forgot my jacket (and phone) at IKEA last night just before closing time, drove home and discovered it was missing. Called them up and they had found it. Picked it up today.

Bastards hadn't charged my phone.

 

[Mohad]

Forgot my jacket (and phone) at IKEA last night just before closing time, drove home and discovered it was missing. Called them up and they had found it. Picked it up today.

Bastards hadn't charged my phone.

Maaan....

@Fred

 

[Nzoric]

Oh, fuck! It's J-dag today in Denmark.

Gonna be a long long night with teens and other shitters who can't take the semi strong xmas brew

Ive no idea why Ive done this to myself, but Im going to the RUC jday party

 

[GordoDeCentral]

You've taught abroad in the past?

no sir, only in chicago for one year

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Big Cock
Mall Cop

WTF

 

[Seven]

Forgot my jacket (and phone) at IKEA last night just before closing time, drove home and discovered it was missing. Called them up and they had found it. Picked it up today.

Bastards hadn't charged my phone.

Sue. You lost a lot of time because your phone wasn't charged and you had to wait.

 

[Salvo]

 

[Seven]

I say he could have spent this time looking for a cure for cancer. Now I'm not as arrogant as to say that he could have found one within the hour it took him to charge his phone. My client (can I call you my client Marty?) is human after all. But what did happen is that the search for a cure for cancer was delayed for an hour. So I guess you could say that there will be people who have cancer and we find a cure for this cancer, but unfortunately they die in the hour before we can administer this cure. Which, I suppose, means that in the end IKEA is responsible for these deaths. Now understand that my client is a very sensitive man. He is someone who looks at the misery in this world and tries to come up with ways to help. This is his nature, his essence. For such a man to be confronted with hundreds of thousands of deaths, which were completely preventable and only occurred due to the I'd say almost malevolent negligence of this company, only interested in making profits, is incredibly painful. The shock and emotional trauma this has brought to my client is difficult to quantify. I therefore think one million US dollars can serve as a symbolic means of making amends.