What Are You Doing Right Now? (490 Viewers)

[AFL_ITALIA]

happened to me the other day as well. Got the missus to fix it up for me FFS. Hairdressers/barbers are all shite these days.

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Whenever you mention your job on here, I always think of you as a black version of this guy.

Oh God, what a steaming pile of shite that movie is.

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[ZoSo]

we can turn it into copypasta
@ZoSo @Lion @piotrr you know what you have to do

What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.

masters in lovin

phd in karma sutra

 

[Lapa]

No idea what happened yesterday...was partying with my co-workers. I remember being pretty sober when it was something like 9pm.

 

[Fr3sh]

No idea what happened yesterday...was partying with my co-workers. I remember being pretty sober when it was something like 9pm.

Sounds like you had a great time!

 

[Lapa]

Yea great people...and of course I'm the most likable.

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We went shooting before drinking. Haven't shot a single shot since my army days. It was pretty boring, not really my cup of tea.

 

[Fr3sh]

Yea great people...and of course I'm the most likable.

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We went shooting before drinking. Haven't shot a single shot since my army days. It was pretty boring, not really my cup of tea.

Never stepped foot in a shooting range, nor did I ever like guns. But this one time, a buddy of mine got a a bb gun and a bb rifle so he can shoot the mice in his house
We stopped using the bb's and starting putting a whole bunch of weird shit in the guns, beans, q-tips whatever that would fit. Then we'd put empty beer cans all over the house and shoot them. Funnest thing ever!

 

[Lapa]

Pistols are shite anyways...so many of 'em yesterday. Only Colts were usable. Desert Eagle was meh, great power but can't hit anything with that shit.

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I prefer rifles. RK95 witch I had in the army was OK.

 

[Lion]

I say he could have spent this time looking for a cure for cancer. Now I'm not as arrogant as to say that he could have found one within the hour it took him to charge his phone. My client (can I call you my client Marty?) is human after all. But what did happen is that the search for a cure for cancer was delayed for an hour. So I guess you could say that there will be people who have cancer and we find a cure for this cancer, but unfortunately they die in the hour before we can administer this cure. Which, I suppose, means that in the end IKEA is responsible for these deaths. Now understand that my client is a very sensitive man. He is someone who looks at the misery in this world and tries to come up with ways to help. This is his nature, his essence. For such a man to be confronted with hundreds of thousands of deaths, which were completely preventable and only occurred due to the I'd say almost malevolent negligence of this company, only interested in making profits, is incredibly painful. The shock and emotional trauma this has brought to my client is difficult to quantify. I therefore think one million US dollars can serve as a symbolic means of making amends.

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[Lapa]

Fights and hotel booked to Torino.

 

[piotrr]

Fights and hotel booked to Torino.

Whose ass you gonna beat?

 

[Seven]

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

You're in Canada right? I fancy a trip. Buy the ticket.

 

[Bjerknes]

Hey Andries, which states did you visit when you were over here?

 

[Post Ironic]

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Your mother is a truck driver and you work at Canadian Tire as a cashier...

This explains so much.

 

[Enron]

I think that's the 3rd or 4th time he's copy/pasted that.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

One of the best ever copy pastas ever TBH.

 

[swag]

Who said Italian television wasn't a bunch of racists?

 

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[.zero]

LSU throws a pick on the first play of the 2nd half

Roll Tide

 

[Nzoric]

LSU throws a pick on the first play of the 2nd half

Roll Tide

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