So I was on the bus returning from the grocery store and this young attractive girl sitting across from me comes over and asks "Do you speak English". Of course I'm like "yeah I'm from the US". So she asks if we can practice english until we get to her stop. We do and she explains that she's a student at the local uni but wants to transfer to another uni for engineering, but in order to that she needs to pass some crazy english test. Before we get to the stop she gives me her contact info and says she'll pay to me to tutor her. I tell her I'll think about it.
Anyway, the whole time we're talking this abuela looking lady is just staring darts at me. After the girls gets off the bus, the lady comes over, rips the piece of paper out of my hand and tears it into pieces. She then tells me that was her niece (in spanish), calls me a pinche cabron and departs at the next stop. The language barrier is mother fucker.
Anyway, the whole time we're talking this abuela looking lady is just staring darts at me. After the girls gets off the bus, the lady comes over, rips the piece of paper out of my hand and tears it into pieces. She then tells me that was her niece (in spanish), calls me a pinche cabron and departs at the next stop. The language barrier is mother fucker.

