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So I was on the bus returning from the grocery store and this young attractive girl sitting across from me comes over and asks "Do you speak English". Of course I'm like "yeah I'm from the US". So she asks if we can practice english until we get to her stop. We do and she explains that she's a student at the local uni but wants to transfer to another uni for engineering, but in order to that she needs to pass some crazy english test. Before we get to the stop she gives me her contact info and says she'll pay to me to tutor her. I tell her I'll think about it.

Anyway, the whole time we're talking this abuela looking lady is just staring darts at me. After the girls gets off the bus, the lady comes over, rips the piece of paper out of my hand and tears it into pieces. She then tells me that was her niece (in spanish), calls me a pinche cabron and departs at the next stop. The language barrier is mother fucker.:lol:
 

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Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,503
So I was on the bus returning from the grocery store and this young attractive girl sitting across from me comes over and asks "Do you speak English". Of course I'm like "yeah I'm from the US". So she asks if we can practice english until we get to her stop. We do and she explains that she's a student at the local uni but wants to transfer to another uni for engineering, but in order to that she needs to pass some crazy english test. Before we get to the stop she gives me her contact info and says she'll pay to me to tutor her. I tell her I'll think about it.

Anyway, the whole time we're talking this abuela looking lady is just staring darts at me. After the girls gets off the bus, the lady comes over, rips the piece of paper out of my hand and tears it into pieces. She then tells me that was her niece (in spanish), calls me a pinche cabron and departs at the next stop. The language barrier is mother fucker.
The abuela
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,257
So I was on the bus returning from the grocery store and this young attractive girl sitting across from me comes over and asks "Do you speak English". Of course I'm like "yeah I'm from the US". So she asks if we can practice english until we get to her stop. We do and she explains that she's a student at the local uni but wants to transfer to another uni for engineering, but in order to that she needs to pass some crazy english test. Before we get to the stop she gives me her contact info and says she'll pay to me to tutor her. I tell her I'll think about it.

Anyway, the whole time we're talking this abuela looking lady is just staring darts at me. After the girls gets off the bus, the lady comes over, rips the piece of paper out of my hand and tears it into pieces. She then tells me that was her niece (in spanish), calls me a pinche cabron and departs at the next stop. The language barrier is mother fucker.:lol:
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Yo @Osman I'm currently readng Vagabond, shit's DISGUSTING!!!!!!! Super good stuff, hope the deaf guy don't die he's killing it
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,503
No good things ever happened to me
after drunk dialing.
Cause you wont remember what's been said :D

Best thing to do in a Club though is to
Keep her drunk (on a constant low shut-up!-i-still-know-what-i'm-doing! level)
and stay sober yourself.
Otherwise it might end up with a
Positive pregnancy Test.
Lol I don't drunk dial dude, get drunk dialled (7 out of 10 super annoying, rest hilarious).
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
So I was on the bus returning from the grocery store and this young attractive girl sitting across from me comes over and asks "Do you speak English". Of course I'm like "yeah I'm from the US". So she asks if we can practice english until we get to her stop. We do and she explains that she's a student at the local uni but wants to transfer to another uni for engineering, but in order to that she needs to pass some crazy english test. Before we get to the stop she gives me her contact info and says she'll pay to me to tutor her. I tell her I'll think about it.

Anyway, the whole time we're talking this abuela looking lady is just staring darts at me. After the girls gets off the bus, the lady comes over, rips the piece of paper out of my hand and tears it into pieces. She then tells me that was her niece (in spanish), calls me a pinche cabron and departs at the next stop. The language barrier is mother fucker.:lol:
You should plow that young girl after the lesson.
 

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