What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,888 Viewers)

[Ragazza]

Slashed my hand open at work a couple of days ago. My wanking hand as well

Off work for probably a month now. On full pay and with my medical expenses covered. Long live amazing Australian health care

U mad American brahs?

Some companies here do that, but only if you work full time. A guy I know broke his hand on the job and got everything paid for, full pay etc. But not everywhere has the same benefits and if you only work part-time you get an insulting amount of compensation if you injure yourself while working, no paid sick time, none of that.

Sorry to hear though, hopefully it starts to feel better sooner rather than later. What do you do that ended up causing that injury?

 

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[Martin]

That's true as well

This sucks tho. 11 stitches and maybe even the possibility of minor surgery if the light numbness in two of my finger tips doesn't subside by Monday. Ah well, at least I can watch every Juve game live for the next month or so. Then I have a holiday to Hawaii in April for two weeks

wat

are you a lumberjack?

 

[Martin]

That's true as well

This sucks tho. 11 stitches and maybe even the possibility of minor surgery if the light numbness in two of my finger tips doesn't subside by Monday. Ah well, at least I can watch every Juve game live for the next month or so. Then I have a holiday to Hawaii in April for two weeks

wat

are you a lumberjack?

 

[Nzoric]

NOW IM STRONG ENOUGH

 

[Fint]

Slashed my hand open at work a couple of days ago. My wanking hand as well

Off work for probably a month now. On full pay and with my medical expenses covered. Long live amazing Australian health care

U mad American brahs?

Sorry to hear about the hand, have you introduced yourself to your other hand yet?

 

[Nzoric]

I think the doctor prescribed Top Gun, a joint and a pizza for my hangovers.

 

[Fint]

Top Gun is a shite movie

 

[ZoSo]

Top Gun is a shite movie

glad I'm not the only one who thinks that

 

[GordoDeCentral]

wat

are you a lumberjack?

no thats @PostIronic

 

[DAiDEViL]

...now drunk dialing.

No good things ever happened to me
after drunk dialing.
Cause you wont remember what's been said

Best thing to do in a Club though is to
Keep her drunk (on a constant low shut-up!-i-still-know-what-i'm-doing! level)
and stay sober yourself.
Otherwise it might end up with a
Positive pregnancy Test.

 

[swag]

NOW IM STRONG ENOUGH

And doggone it, people like you.

--U.S. Senator Al Franken

 

[Salvo]

Sup ladies?

 

[Bjerknes]

And doggone it, people like you.

--U.S. Senator Al Franken

That one is a classic. But this was amazing.

 

[swag]

Yeah, I wish Eddie Murphy would have come on that skit to rip Bill Cosby one as originally planned...

 

[Bjerknes]

Yeah, I wish Eddie Murphy would have come on that skit to rip Bill Cosby one as originally planned...

I don't know what his problem was.

 

[swag]

I was watching an episode of Fat Albert & the Cosby Kids last night at my brother's with my nephew. I couldn't help but imagine Bill telling the story of how Dumb Donald and Rudy started a scheme to sell roofies to celebrities.

 

[Mark]

I loved those sketches.

 

[Nzoric]

Top Gun is a shite movie

Are you crazy?!

 

[Nzoric]

Some arab guy has been tire screeching in his Golf for over an hour now. Arabs

 

[Enron]

So I was on the bus returning from the grocery store and this young attractive girl sitting across from me comes over and asks "Do you speak English". Of course I'm like "yeah I'm from the US". So she asks if we can practice english until we get to her stop. We do and she explains that she's a student at the local uni but wants to transfer to another uni for engineering, but in order to that she needs to pass some crazy english test. Before we get to the stop she gives me her contact info and says she'll pay to me to tutor her. I tell her I'll think about it.

Anyway, the whole time we're talking this abuela looking lady is just staring darts at me. After the girls gets off the bus, the lady comes over, rips the piece of paper out of my hand and tears it into pieces. She then tells me that was her niece (in spanish), calls me a pinche cabron and departs at the next stop. The language barrier is mother fucker.