I set a record of not having a bowel movement in 10 days...that coupled with the permanent diarrhea I decided to sit on the bowl and throw a Juventus flag in the bowl along with an over rated Del Piero poster and took what is the most massive dump in the history of dumps...
Saying coffee doesn't wake you up is bullshit though. It contains caffeine. Caffeine does that. Beer makes you drunk, because it contains alcohol. I mean, let's not start saying things that don't make any sense, please .
It all depends on your tolerance. Someone who drinks a lot of coffee probably won't see the same effect as someone who only has it occasionally, same with beer or other alcohol.
Psyching myself up for heading down to Glasgow for the Aberdeen-Dundee Utd semi tomorrow.
We play on Saturday.
Celtic-Rangers on the Sunday.
Fuck knows what the atmosphere in Glasgow will be like on the weekend on the first ever Celtic versus New Rangers game, with 20,000 Aberdeen fans rolling into town as well.
Can only envisage potential confrontations everywhere.