What Are You Doing Right Now? (646 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

3rd day straight drunk. I've made nothing but smart decisions the past few days.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

What am I doing right now?

I set a record of not having a bowel movement in 10 days...that coupled with the permanent diarrhea I decided to sit on the bowl and throw a Juventus flag in the bowl along with an over rated Del Piero poster and took what is the most massive dump in the history of dumps...


Burp

Nick! You poor-man's Christian-Vieri-looking anal hairball! How you been?

@Martin

SELECT CustomerName, Address+', '+City+', '+PostalCode+', '+Country AS Address
FROM Customers;

I understand what this does. What I don't understand is why the bold parts. I mean, why that order (starting +' and ending '+)? I don't think I've seen the explanation for it before.

Bobby Tables

 

[Martin]

3rd day straight drunk. I've made nothing but smart decisions the past few days.

i had champagne today. at work.

 

[Dostoevsky]

So this would be on a table that looks like this:

--------------------------------------------------------
| CustomerName | Address | City | PostalCode | Country |
--------------------------------------------------------
| Bob          | at home | Roma | 234234     | Italy   |
| Frank        | at work | Roma | 45644      | France  |
--------------------------------------------------------

The result of that select would be:

--------------------------------------------------------
| CustomerName | Address                               |
--------------------------------------------------------
| Bob          | at home, Roma, 234234, Italy          |
| Frank        | at work, Roma, 45644, France          |
--------------------------------------------------------

So from a table with 5 columns you're returning two columns of values, the first being CustomerName just as its stored, the second being a combination of the other 4.

Is that clear?

It is clear. That does make sense.

I just don't know why is is written like this +'. This

 

[A͎u͎s͎h͎]

3rd day straight drunk. I've made nothing but smart decisions the past few days.

Yay

i had champagne today. at work.

How come?

 

[Martin]

It is clear. That does make sense.

I just don't know why is is written like this +'. This

I don't know how many concepts you've learned already.

In programming there is a basic concept called a string. It means a sequence of characters.

"a" is a character
"abc" is a string (more than one character)

In the SELECT you showed there are several strings being concatenated (ie. glued together) using the + sign (which means "joing two strings into one string").

So:

"a" + "b" => "ab"

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How come?

I'll tell you later

 

[Dostoevsky]

I don't know how many concepts you've learned already.

In programming there is a basic concept called a string. It means a sequence of characters.

"a" is a character
"abc" is a string (more than one character)

In the SELECT you showed there are several strings being concatenated (ie. glued together) using the + sign (which means "joing two strings into one string").

So:

"a" + "b" => "ab"

This post made me feel like a retard.

Thanks.

Nick! You poor-man's Christian-Vieri-looking anal hairball! How you been?


Bobby Tables

Hey, I'm just trying to expand the universe of not-knowing.

 

[.zero]

3rd day straight drunk. I've made nothing but smart decisions the past few days.

Applauded

3rd day straight drunk. I've made nothing but smart decisions the past few days.

Seems like we have a scandal in our midst

 

[swag]

Hey, I'm just trying to expand the universe of not-knowing.

I dunno if you get my Bobby Tables reference. I am not one for geek jokes at all, but this one from xkcd is legendary and inspired an entire web site:

http://bobby-tables.com/

 

[.zero]

I dunno if you get my Bobby Tables reference. I am not one for geek jokes at all, but this one from xkcd is legendary and inspired an entire web site:

http://bobby-tables.com/

That made my day

 

[Dostoevsky]

I dunno if you get my Bobby Tables reference. I am not one for geek jokes at all, but this one from xkcd is legendary and inspired an entire web site:

http://bobby-tables.com/

I had to google it before and I've seen it everywhere, but I didn't see that that's epic.

 

[.zero]

It is now time

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What up, fuckers?

 

[.zero]

How's Apple treating you, Michael?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What am I doing right now?

I set a record of not having a bowel movement in 10 days...that coupled with the permanent diarrhea I decided to sit on the bowl and throw a Juventus flag in the bowl along with an over rated Del Piero poster and took what is the most massive dump in the history of dumps...


Burp

Nick, you dirty bitch.

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How's Apple treating you, Michael?

It's going well, brah. Don't call me by my slave name.

 

[swag]

Broski ... so did Apple make it rain with strippers for you with their record profit quarter?

 

[Dostoevsky]

Hey there, Burkake.

 

[.zero]

@ßöмßäяðîëя I didn't realize that you officially go by 'dick bag' these days

 

[Maddy]

I crave chocolate, so I've decided to go down to the local Nigerian house.

HEY HO!

 

[Lapa]

Saying coffee doesn't wake you up is bullshit though. It contains caffeine. Caffeine does that. Beer makes you drunk, because it contains alcohol. I mean, let's not start saying things that don't make any sense, please .

Beer makes you happy. Not sure if being "drunk" is the same as being "happy".

It all depends on your tolerance. Someone who drinks a lot of coffee probably won't see the same effect as someone who only has it occasionally, same with beer or other alcohol.

This is true.. if my gf drinks a cup of coffee like an hour before going to sleep, she will stay up all night (she prefers tea which is meh).