What Are You Doing Right Now? (184 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

So I was in my usually coffee shop about 30 minutes ago and some little girl came up to me. Tony, the guy who owns the place told me she thinks I'm Paul Walker. I told her Paul Walker's dead. She cried. Tony laughed. Such is life in Mexico.

But little does she know that while you are not Paul Walker, you are a race car driver.

 

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[ALC]

Poor girl. That's pretty funny tho.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Deneb - I was at a friend a month ago or so and was checking his netflix, cause I was bored, and found this one. Have you seen it?

24:40

 

[ALC]

Bill Burr is funny af. I love it when he gets angry and starts yelling. He's got the perfect delivery for that.

 

[Hængebøffer]

He was the first foreign comedian I really enjoyed. Now, he's one of my favourites.

 

[ALC]

He's one of my faves too. If you have Netflix, John Mulaney's standup is pretty funny too. There's another one where he says "I'm not gonna rape you, I'm just a little boy" but I heard that bit on Pandora so I'm not sure which one of his standups it comes from.

 

[JuveJay]

A few of my friends are going to Tokyo in 2015 and they want me to come with. I've been sceptical mostly cuz I've heard it's very expensive and a bit..boring?

@Suns

Obviously it's expensive. As for boredom, it all depends who you know. If you don't know anyone who knows their way around then you can easily become lost or end up scared to go anywhere and stuck in a drab hotel.

If you're there for any length of time you'll invariably find some locals tagging along, as an English-speaking gaijin. Then it gets more interesting, even if it's a mutual abuse of this 'friendship'.

 

[swag]

He's one of my faves too. If you have Netflix, John Mulaney's standup is pretty funny too. There's another one where he says "I'm not gonna rape you, I'm just a little boy" but I heard that bit on Pandora so I'm not sure which one of his standups it comes from.

He's already used that line in his first episode of his new TV show this past week.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Deneb - I was at a friend a month ago or so and was checking his netflix, cause I was bored, and found this one. Have you seen it?

24:40

of course i love bill burr i listen to his monday morning podcast every week

 

[ALC]

He's already used that line in his first episode of his new TV show this past week.

I hate stuff like that. Jim Jefferies' whole tv show was a bunch of recycled jokes but I guess I get it since people might not have watched their standup

 

[ZoSo]

So I was in my usually coffee shop about 30 minutes ago and some little girl came up to me. Tony, the guy who owns the place told me she thinks I'm Paul Walker. I told her Paul Walker's dead. She cried. Tony laughed. Such is life in Mexico.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

@ZoSo go and look in the Asamoah thread. Absolute gold. Fucking hilarious.

 

[ZoSo]

 

[IliveForJuve]

Mane, I swear I'm so lonely. I need to get a girlfriend.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Mane, I swear I'm so lonely. I need to get a girlfriend.

Bro forget that. Eyes on the prize. Remember: retirement at 30 or 35

 

[IliveForJuve]

Bro forget that. Eyes on the prize. Remember: retirement at 30 or 35

It's definitely easier to retire at 35 if your wife/gf is frugal as well

 

[ZoSo]

Mane, I swear I'm so lonely. I need to get a girlfriend.

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women

 

[GordoDeCentral]

first you cultivate yourself to like and enjoy your company, then others will follow suit

 

[Nomuken]

Best method given by single guys way past their prime, late 20's early 30's. Missed their chance now have to scrape the bottom of the barrel of baby mamas and cougars

 

[GordoDeCentral]

prime? are you talking biologically? coz any male over 18 is past it