What Are You Doing Right Now? (192 Viewers)

[Enron]

I'm pissed off at Kanye West because the fuckhead caused me to lose my name on Facebook. I've been swag here for nearly 11 years, and I was Swag Valance on Facebook since the beginning. Then the shithead decides he's going to rename himself "Swag" for a while, and then a bunch of his wannabe fans glom on to the "swag" name, inundating Facebook sign-up requests.

One day I log in to Facebook and discover that my name is considered illegal because of his ass and I have to choose a new one.

Fuck Kanye.

I changed my name on Facebook two years ago and have been barely back since.

Should have told Zuckerburg to suck a dick.

 

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[The Pado]

It was Edward Jones, I didn't take it, but I would have essentially lived in a hotel in New York for a few months while I studied.

After completion, I could use their name and set up my own office, all paid by me, but could at least use their name.

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By the way, is RUS still banned?

Before I went to Law School, I was a broker. Had my Series 7. Worked like a monkey, cold calling people for 8 months. Then, I went off to Michigan and soon thereafter, the SEC shut the whole office down for selling phony stocks. People went to prison. A few years later I saw the film "Boiler Room" and fuck, it was my life on film. It gave me the chills. Same shit, except I was never smart enough to run my own casino. I was a new college graduate desperate to find a job. Google "F.N. Wolf Raleigh Office" and the story should come up. I really liked my boss. He was a brilliant man who used his powers for crime for some unknown reason. He testified against everyone and avoided prison, but soon got in more trouble in his next venture and got 10 years Federal time. He is still serving that sentence. Google "Stan Van Etten" if you don't believe me.

 

[IliveForJuve]

The Wolf of Wall Street.

 

[The Pado]

Daego

Daylight come and me wanna go home

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The Wolf of Wall Street.

Yeah, Frank Wolf, of F.N. Wolf fame, was banned for life from trading, so not much of a Wall Street wolf these days. I haven't seen that movie yet, but I really want to. Having children has successfully kept me out of the theaters. And Netflix sucks.

 

[Lilith]

Just ran into Garcelle Beauvais, Terri Vaughn, Essence Atkins and one more famous face I could not put a name to. Wouldn't be so odd except this is Trinidad and not Hollywood or New York. Go figure.

 

[Bianconero81]

@Bianconero81 Singha ain't bad at all, having one now thought of you booboo.

Thanks Bro

Singha is a pretty decent beer. If you have a chance, try San Miguel Light and Dos Equis

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Before I went to Law School, I was a broker. Had my Series 7. Worked like a monkey, cold calling people for 8 months. Then, I went off to Michigan and soon thereafter, the SEC shut the whole office down for selling phony stocks. People went to prison. A few years later I saw the film "Boiler Room" and fuck, it was my life on film. It gave me the chills. Same shit, except I was never smart enough to run my own casino. I was a new college graduate desperate to find a job. Google "F.N. Wolf Raleigh Office" and the story should come up. I really liked my boss. He was a brilliant man who used his powers for crime for some unknown reason. He testified against everyone and avoided prison, but soon got in more trouble in his next venture and got 10 years Federal time. He is still serving that sentence. Google "Stan Van Etten" if you don't believe me.

I hear your pain, but may I present a major group local to me?

Please watch/listen to the whole thing...

 

[swag]

Can anyone jump in tonight's edition of Wall Street Confessional?

 

[The Pado]

Can anyone jump in tonight's edition of Wall Street Confessional?

Go for it Teddy Bass. And Fecal Samatar is on deck.

 

[swag]

Sooooweeeeet!

I was Michael Douglas' fluffer in the 80s.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What is this about decks?

 

[The Pado]

I was Fecal Samatar's fluffer in the 90's. He was in Somalia, and I was in Ethiopia.

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I gave him a Rwanda Reach-around . . . from Tanzania.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Ride the white horse.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sup, y'all?

 

[Ragazza]

How you doing, Sheik?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm doing good. You moved in to Las Vegas?

 

[Ragazza]

Yep, been here exactly three weeks now. Settling in, still trying to find work though... little frustrating that I haven't heard back from anywhere I applied. Oh well, shouldn't be surprised with the job market these days I guess. Took me two months to find a job last time I was looking for one.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just ran into Garcelle Beauvais, Terri Vaughn, Essence Atkins and one more famous face I could not put a name to. Wouldn't be so odd except this is Trinidad and not Hollywood or New York. Go figure.

Did you get an autograph? I heard people do that when they see someone famous. That or standing and staring like an idiot. Like what I do.

Yep, been here exactly three weeks now. Settling in, still trying to find work though... little frustrating that I haven't heard back from anywhere I applied. Oh well, shouldn't be surprised with the job market these days I guess. Took me two months to find a job last time I was looking for one.

Took me 6 months last year. And when I was nearly getting fired back in Feb/March, I didn't get any responses either. Safe to say, I got used to their non-responsiveness. I just know that if I have to search for a job one more time, I'm fucked!

 

[Ragazza]

Yeah, plus I feel lazy as hell when I'm not working.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I've been lazy all my life. But I feel myself becoming more active lately.