What Are You Doing Right Now? (157 Viewers)

[Osman]

Is that how Chi-town looks like? And here I was being all jelly a friend is going there on thursday

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

Everything burning all the time. Like Napoli.

Naw, just South Side. Off the Stevenson. Probably a struggling factory decided a misplaced cigarette in their chemical depository made for a positive exit with their insurers.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I'm in Chi-town in the back of a taxi drinking it up now. int:

listening to either the drive or lata mangeshkar

Is that how Chi-town looks like? And here I was being all jelly a friend is going there on thursday

oh you should be jelly, veeeery jelly

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The great Chicago Fire?

 

[Fint]

Two of the most pretentious loud pricks sitting behind me on the bus right now. Three hours of having to listen to their loud mouth yuppie talk.

Wish I had a knife right now.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why, to cut some cheese?

You're no killer, Johnson, I can see it in your eyes...

 

[swag]

Three hours on a bus? Did you get a new job at a Chinese labor camp inhaling circuit board fumes?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Are you in Chicago or SF, because it's early or EARLY.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Same goes for you, Burke!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You know my name Bruke!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sorry about that, Bruce.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

BRUKE, not BRUCE!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Can I call you Bruce instead?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Only if you call me Brucie, like the character from GTA IV.

 

[Enron]

Are you in Chicago or SF, because it's early or EARLY.

He was in Chicago last night.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

How do you know, Meximan!?!?!?

 

[swag]

Are you in Chicago or SF, because it's early or EARLY.

Chicago. Work wants to keep me here another day, but as much as I enjoy it here with homies, I hadn't planned to deck around for another day.

Not to mention my lack of clean underwear tomorrow will also start suggesting it was a bad idea. Though nothing like going commando to a sales pitch I suppose...

 

[Salvo]

I have a swollen groin lymph node so I'm probably going to die.

 

[Fint]

Why, to cut some cheese?

You're no killer, Johnson, I can see it in your eyes...

Three hours on a bus? Did you get a new job at a Chinese labor camp inhaling circuit board fumes?

Not nearly as exciting as that Greg, Retail Loss Prevention conpliancy training. Made the rookie mistake of sitting right next to the trainer as well. Only nerds sit at the front of class

 

[swag]

I have a swollen groin lymph node so I'm probably going to die.

Can I have your midget tranny pr0n?

Not nearly as exciting as that Greg, Retail Loss Prevention conpliancy training. Made the rookie mistake of sitting right next to the trainer as well. Only nerds sit at the front of class

Basically shoplifting prevention class? Cool.

You should have chloraformed him, left him handcuffed naked in a rest stop toilet, and ordained yourself as the trainer. I bet that your employer doesn't offer any courses on Trainer Loss Prevention Compliancy Training.