What Are You Doing Right Now? (194 Viewers)

[ZoSo]

I'm going to have to quone you now

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Klin]

Spot the tiger bitchez.

 

[Nzoric]

Dude it's right in the middle..

 

[Klin]

Nope. That's a fake. Try harder.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude it's right in the middle..

I know, mad simplex.

Nope. That's a fake. Try harder.

I'm no tryhard!

 

[Klin]

I think you try so hard, Burke. Just not hard enough I think.

 

[KB824]

SERGIO!

Speaking of iPhones, I just got finished with an interview with Apple.

MICHAEL!!!!


I wish you the best of luck in your interview with Apple.

And if you've already had your interview, and the interviewer was a female, I hope you took my advice and wrote down cunnilingus as one of your hobbies.

It's how I got my job at Taco Bell when I was 16

 

[Martin]

SERGIO!

Speaking of iPhones, I just got finished with an interview with Apple.

I hope you made me proud and told them to go to hell.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

MICHAEL!!!!


I wish you the best of luck in your interview with Apple.

And if you've already had your interview, and the interviewer was a female, I hope you took my advice and wrote down cunnilingus as one of your hobbies.

It's how I got my job at Taco Bell when I was 16

I love you.

My my friend wants to know if she ever utilized your services.

I hope you made me proud and told them to go to hell.

What happend was they asked me why I wanted to work for Apple, I told them I really didn't, but the passion expressed for the company by one Polish programmer, Martin Matusiak, drove me to apply. I explained that his love for the sleekness, the uniqueness, and the fact that he lobbied Dutch parliament for the right to marry his true love, a Mac PowerBook g4, is what drove me to want to work for them.

At at the end of my story, all Apple employees were teary-eyed. They kept asking me what happened, I told them that Parliament was not into your love, that they were closed-minded and thought marriage was between men and tulip bulbs. I told them about your defiance, how you moved to Norway and you married your love, and you have several white iPhone 4s running around the house.

I received a standing ovation.

 

[Raz]

 

[Martin]

Boy, your erudition has really come a long way.

 

[.zero]

That's the last straw

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why do you say that, Matusiasky-masky-asky?

 

[.zero]

Happy bday to Harper Lee

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The publisher?

 

[Martin]

The publisher?

no, the fish monger

 

[Osman]

What happend was they asked me why I wanted to work for Apple, I told them I really didn't, but the passion expressed for the company by one Polish programmer, Martin Matusiak, drove me to apply. I explained that his love for the sleekness, the uniqueness, and the fact that he lobbied Dutch parliament for the right to marry his true love, a Mac PowerBook g4, is what drove me to want to work for them.

At at the end of my story, all Apple employees were teary-eyed. They kept asking me what happened, I told them that Parliament was not into your love, that they were closed-minded and thought marriage was between men and tulip bulbs. I told them about your defiance, how you moved to Norway and you married your love, and you have several white iPhone 4s running around the house.

I received a standing ovation.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

That's the last straw

drinking straight off the cup aint so bad

 

[swag]

drinking straight off the cup aint so bad

I'm in Chi-town in the back of a taxi drinking it up now. int:

 

[swag]

Btw, Chicago is on fiiiiiire!!!!

(no, literally)