What Are You Doing Right Now? (339 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Fresh, about my PM to you...

 

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[IAintGotAllNite]

Toasted rhye buns with cream cheese, a few rings of onion and pepperfruit with a pinch of salt and pepper

Sounds like Tuesday night at Lapo's.

I only charged him 50 quid for that, plus an extra 10 for making me wear that idiotic Rihanna wig.

 

[Fr3sh]

Fresh, about my PM to you...

Gonna download now
Forgot 'bout it

 

[X Æ A-12]

Sounds like Tuesday night at Lapo's.

I only charged him 50 quid for that, plus an extra 10 for making me wear that idiotic Rihanna wig.

 

[ALC]

This is Badass Vidal meeting any Juve player.

 

[Osman]

I'm so dumb, was supposed to sleep 8 hours ago for work (start 11 hour shift in 30 mins), but had to say yes for few drinks for 1 hour, that turned into party in whole another city, whole tomorrow ruined now with trying to rest out of the zombie stage prolly :groan:

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Have any of you guys been in anger management?

I know it sounds gay but i think imma need a few sessions.

 

[Martin]

Have any of you guys been in anger management?

I know it sounds gay but i think imma need a few sessions.

that's dope yo, u be da mos mellow bro I eva seen

 

[Klin]

This is Badass Vidal meeting any Juve player.

And it would be for a Primavera player.

I'm so dumb, was supposed to sleep 8 hours ago for work (start 11 hour shift in 30 mins), but had to say yes for few drinks for 1 hour, that turned into party in whole another city, whole tomorrow ruined now with trying to rest out of the zombie stage prolly :groan:

Stopped reading this obvious post right there.

Have any of you guys been in anger management?

I know it sounds gay but i think imma need a few sessions.

Every time I'm on Tuz lately, it's an anger management session.

 

[Martin]

what's up, Klin?

 

[Dostoevsky]

So my girlfriend's mom brought a yorkie and this dog is just a little devil. The fucker just never stops licking things, but he has a fetish with licking my nostrils FFS. While I was playing with him on the floor, and really went to tongue-rape my nose and to avoid him... BOOM... I hit my head with the edge of the table and cut my forehead a little bit. The little fucker didn't give a fuck and went on to bite the mustard bottle and spilled it all over me a few moments later.

lol

 

[Völler]

So my girlfriend's mom brought a yorkie and this dog is just a little devil. The fucker just never stops licking things, but he has a fetish with licking my nostrils FFS. While I was playing with him on the floor, and really went to tongue-rape my nose and to avoid him... BOOM... I hit my head with the edge of the table and cut my forehead a little bit. The little fucker didn't give a fuck and went on to bite the mustard bottle and spilled it all over me a few moments later.

That's so cute. I'd love to spill my mustard all over you.

 

[Osman]

Dogs are disgusting with their slobbering tongues, far from cute.

 

[Martin]

Dogs are disgusting with their slobbering tongues, far from cute.

That's the only thing you find disturbing about dogs? The tongue?

 

[Osman]

No, but it's the most direct way they can be disgusting, licking you or drooling on you. They can be chill (depending on type of dog, hate the needy ones), as long as they don't overdo with the mentionned slobbering.

 

[Lapa]

Whassup hangoverbuddies?

 

[Nzoric]

Party at the bar where the girl works last night. Drinking for free, live jazz and she even sang a Tom Waits tune. Was a pretty good evening. Though whoever said that dark tequilla wont give you hangovers is a liar and a piece of shit.

 

[Fint]

Dark tequila I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)

Grear times

Hangover central @Lapa

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Me this morning

 

[Osman]

Whassup hangoverbuddies?

It's frigging Sunday and I still feel like 98 year old koala bear after Friday.

 

[Enron]

Dark tequila I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)

Grear times

Hangover central @Lapa

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Me this morning

Couldn't splurge for the 100% agave?