What Are You Doing Right Now? (104 Viewers)
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So my girlfriend's mom brought a yorkie and this dog is just a little devil. The fucker just never stops licking things, but he has a fetish with licking my nostrils FFS. While I was playing with him on the floor, and really went to tongue-rape my nose and to avoid him... BOOM... I hit my head with the edge of the table and cut my forehead a little bit. The little fucker didn't give a fuck and went on to bite the mustard bottle and spilled it all over me a few moments later. 
So my girlfriend's mom brought a yorkie and this dog is just a little devil. The fucker just never stops licking things, but he has a fetish with licking my nostrils FFS. While I was playing with him on the floor, and really went to tongue-rape my nose and to avoid him... BOOM... I hit my head with the edge of the table and cut my forehead a little bit. The little fucker didn't give a fuck and went on to bite the mustard bottle and spilled it all over me a few moments later.
Dark tequila I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)
Grear times
Hangover central @Lapa
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Me this morning
I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)Grear times
Hangover central @Lapa
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Me this morning
Dark tequila I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)
Grear times
Hangover central @Lapa
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Me this morning
I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)Grear times
Hangover central @Lapa
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Me this morning
I had a little spanish. Now I have a little more. Enough to introduce myself, explain why I'm here, order in restaurants, bargain in markets, tell taxis where to go, buy things from stores, etc. I can carry conversations on some topics (so far I've managed to discuss solid waste and the US school system). But not enough to speak comfortable with native speakers in most social and professional settings. Which is where I want to be.