Toasted rhye buns with cream cheese, a few rings of onion and pepperfruit with a pinch of salt and pepper 
I only charged him 50 quid for that, plus an extra 10 for making me wear that idiotic Rihanna wig.
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Sounds like Tuesday night at Lapo's.
I only charged him 50 quid for that, plus an extra 10 for making me wear that idiotic Rihanna wig.
I only charged him 50 quid for that, plus an extra 10 for making me wear that idiotic Rihanna wig.
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So my girlfriend's mom brought a yorkie and this dog is just a little devil. The fucker just never stops licking things, but he has a fetish with licking my nostrils FFS. While I was playing with him on the floor, and really went to tongue-rape my nose and to avoid him... BOOM... I hit my head with the edge of the table and cut my forehead a little bit. The little fucker didn't give a fuck and went on to bite the mustard bottle and spilled it all over me a few moments later. 
So my girlfriend's mom brought a yorkie and this dog is just a little devil. The fucker just never stops licking things, but he has a fetish with licking my nostrils FFS. While I was playing with him on the floor, and really went to tongue-rape my nose and to avoid him... BOOM... I hit my head with the edge of the table and cut my forehead a little bit. The little fucker didn't give a fuck and went on to bite the mustard bottle and spilled it all over me a few moments later.
Dark tequila I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)
Grear times
Hangover central @Lapa
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Me this morning
I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)Grear times
Hangover central @Lapa
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Me this morning
Dark tequila I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)
Grear times
Hangover central @Lapa
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Me this morning
I remember the first time i was introduced to that stuff (I use the term "remember" loosely). Barcelona circa 2006, asked the barman to sell me the bottle, next thing I knew, I woke up on las ramblas in nothing more then my t shirt and underwear, and nothing else (memory included)Grear times
Hangover central @Lapa
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Me this morning
