Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,504
What, I don't even...

It's like I accidently clicked on some bored housewives forum, being excited talking about trying stripper pole for the first time, too pretty to rub out to (seriously?) , and finally getting raped by your bike?? What??
 

Wings

Banter era connoiseur
Contributor
Jul 15, 2002
21,658
:sergio:

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I was trying to sit on my bike last night and it slipped away from under me, this morning it feels like I've been raped. Ass and lower back hurt so bad
What is it with you and bikes? @Dan10 Nzoric bike compilation to rival that guy striking his VW beetle.

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What, I don't even...

It's like a accidently clicked on some bored housewives forum, being excited talking about trying stripper pole for the first time, too pretty to rub out to (seriously?) , and finally getting raped by your bike?? What??
:lol:
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,877
What, I don't even...

It's like I accidently clicked on some bored housewives forum, being excited talking about trying stripper pole for the first time, too pretty to rub out to (seriously?) , and finally getting raped by your bike?? What??
I tried sitting on the bar, holding the breaks. My hand slipped the break and the bike just fell down with me on it. And it hurt my ass very much. What now?
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
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