What Are You Doing Right Now? (701 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

I'm other words a very select few

Yeah, and? Are we supposed to be prepared for it by practising archery?

 

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[Enron]

Sure who wouldn't buy those with some kind of skills other than typing and Internet surfing have a shit better chance

Obviously.

 

[Maddy]

I guarentee there are a shit load on here who can't do either

So? (anyone can learn it)

What do I get from being able to change tires?

I can't use that in my future job or current.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Both are so easy you could teach them in an afternoon.

I agree but look around next time you see the youth and ask yourself can or will any learn. It's like the cartoon the jetsons are we headed toward a future where everything is done for us ?

 

[AndreaCristiano]

I've changed a tire before, tough guy. Done an oil change too. And I don't even own a car.

Once again this is a discussion on the whole not trying to offend anyone

 

[Martin]

So then why would you make a statement about two things like oil change and tires when I listened a $#@! load of other examples ?

An involuntary compulsion to make jokes.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Yeah, and? Are we supposed to be prepared for it by practising archery?

What survival skills do you have if any? Can you hunt? Grow vegetables? Can you even kill an animal or skin a fish? Can you build some kind of a building for shelter?

 

[Maddy]

An involuntary compulsion to make jokes.

Tourettes Syndrom is a bitch.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Once again this is a discussion on the whole not trying to offend anyone

Didn't catch the joke sorry in deep with this convo

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

What survival skills do you have if any? Can you hunt? Grow vegetables? Can you even kill an animal or skin a fish? Can you build some kind of a building for shelter?

Um hell yeah, I could kill animals. And skin (wait, what?) a fish, I just might waste a lot of the flesh considering I can't even slice bread straight.

But I'm really worried about my friends who aren't ready for the Apocalypse.

 

[Enron]

What survival skills do you have if any? Can you hunt? Grow vegetables? Can you even kill an animal or skin a fish? Can you build some kind of a building for shelter?

Ehhem... Fish are filet'd or scaled and in a survival scenario you really only need to drop the gut sack and put it on a stick.

 

[Nzoric]

Ignorance is bliss and you live in a blissful world.

People on this forum who needs a history lesson:

1. Andrea
2. Andrea's peer

Niko, how much do you charge for a History lesson. I can't be bothered, too many years since I studied that shit.

Btw. are you an insecure man?

I can't fucked either. The guy just too retard, he's making me doubt evolitiomn.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Um hell yeah, I could kill animals. And skin (wait, what?) a fish, I just might waste a lot of the flesh considering I can't even slice bread straight.

But I'm really worried about my friends who aren't ready for the Apocalypse.

I'm just saying man. Not that it's gonna happen. Just think of those guys we all know that can barely tie a tie what are they gonna do in a serious situation!

 

[Martin]

Um hell yeah, I could kill animals. And skin (wait, what?) a fish, I just might waste a lot of the flesh considering I can't even slice bread straight.

But I'm really worried about my friends who aren't ready for the Apocalypse.

I could never hunt anything, I'm not fast enough or bright enough. I'll be the farmer, you'll be the hunter.

We'll organize in villages, each one specialize in his field. A little communism never hurt anyone.

 

[ALC]

yeah, fish aren't hard to scale. I've done that shit since I was a kid. You just scrape em off with a knife.

 

[Nzoric]

Holy shit, too buzzed to post :loL:

 

[ALC]

I'm just saying man. Not that it's gonna happen. Just think of those guys we all know that can barely tie a tie what are they gonna do in a serious situation!

what does a tie have to do with surviving? i have an app for tying my tie.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Ehhem... Fish are filet'd or scaled and in a survival scenario you really only need to drop the gut sack and put it on a stick.

I'm alright with fish and even small game. Not that great with let's say deer size game but I'm sure I could get the hang real quick

 

[ALC]

Holy shit, too buzzed to post :loL:

blaz3

 

[Maddy]

I could never hunt anything, I'm not fast enough or bright enough. I'll be the farmer, you'll be the hunter.

We'll organize in villages, each one specialize in his field. A little communism never hurt anyone.

But isn't that how it works today.

And why is it that the biggest consumer whore in here all of a sudden is going all Hippie about being manly and self-sufficient?