What Are You Doing Right Now? (878 Viewers)

[swag]

Well do you think I'm off base ? Has man the species not lost something over the years? Being thrown in cubicles, having to exert psychical energy only at the gym ?

Man has adapted to the society in which he lives in. Not to get all anti-creationist on this topic, but stasis is ultimately the death of any and all species subject to it. Anything we've lost is largely because it's no longer necessary or evolutionarily advantageous. In the meantime, we picked up new skills -- like dorking out on computers to view porn.

 

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[Maddy]

you can call me whatever you want as long as you bake me my cake. What kind of cakes do you bake? with chocolate chips? or blueberry? Or are you a fancy cake baker? Like the ones who make very small cakes and only let you have a tiny slice? I agree about the cute part tho, girls always say that

I can bake you a cake with a file inside.

 

[ALC]

So why does getting smarter mean that man shouldn't know how to change a tire? Or oil or fish or hunt or build something with his hands? Shit most men don't even know how to cut their own grass

I use the electric shaving machines. The razors are too risky with all the important blood vessels down there. Even the elctric razor can cut you when you go down to the sensitive ballsac area. The secret is to splash them with cold water so the skin gets all bundled together.

Maddy cake, Maddy cake, baker's man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can.

you're so good.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Man has adapted to the society in which he lives in. Not to get all anti-creationist on this topic, but stasis is ultimately the death of any and all species subject to it. Anything we've lost is largely because it's no longer necessary or evolutionarily advantageous. In the meantime, we picked up new skills -- like dorking out on computers to view porn.

Ok so lets say there is a massive event all that is gone what will today's modern man do? Die out.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

I use the electric shaving machines. The razors are too risky with all the important blood vessels down there. Even the elctric razor can cut you when you go down to the sensitive ballsac area. The secret is to splash them with cold water so the skin gets all bundled together.



you're so good.

I shave with a safety razor, ya know single blade made if chrome

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Ok so lets say there is a massive event all that is gone what will today's modern man do? Die out.

Well yeah, what are you gonna hunt and fish when everything is gone?

 

[Martin]

Ok so lets say there is a massive event all that is gone what will today's modern man do? Die out.

Yeah when we have to go back to living in the woods or in a cave those oil change skills will really come in handy.

 

[Enron]

Venus for your penis.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Yeah when we have to go back to living in the woods or in a cave those oil change skills will really come in handy.

See it's comments like this that make it obvious your being contrarian for that sake or just don't read

 

[Enron]

So why does getting smarter mean that man shouldn't know how to change a tire? Or oil or fish or hunt or build something with his hands? Shit most men don't even know how to cut their own grass

Changing a tire and oil in a car have nothing to do with survival. Literally anyone can do both of those.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Well yeah, what are you gonna hunt and fish when everything is gone?

Who said everything is gone I said those things which swag alluded too. Internet , tech, electricity etc

 

[Martin]

See it's comments like this that make it obvious your being contrarian for that sake or just don't read

Actually I was serious when I said I was interested in your theory.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Changing a tire and oil in a car have nothing to do with survival. Literally anyone can do both of those.

I guarentee there are a shit load on here who can't do either

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Who said everything is gone I said those things which swag alluded too. Internet , tech, electricity etc

It'll be the same way it is now. Those who can adapt will survive.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

Actually I was serious when I said I was interested in your theory.

So then why would you make a statement about two things like oil change and tires when I listened a shit load of other examples ?

 

[Enron]

Ok so lets say there is a massive event all that is gone what will today's modern man do? Die out.

The majority would die out. Even the manliest of men by your standards would struggle in an Armageddon situation.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

It'll be the same way it is now. Those who can adapt will survive.

I'm other words a very select few

 

[Martin]

I guarentee there are a $#@! load on here who can't do either

I've changed a tire before, tough guy. Done an oil change too. And I don't even own a car.

 

[Enron]

I guarentee there are a shit load on here who can't do either

Both are so easy you could teach them in an afternoon.

 

[AndreaCristiano]

The majority would die out. Even the manliest of men by your standards would struggle in an Armageddon situation.

Sure who wouldn't buy those with some kind of skills other than typing and Internet surfing have a shit better chance