What Are You Doing Right Now? (202 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sounds like your ovaries are preventing your microdeck from growing.

Oh come on enough with your feminen side D

nice

Go to hell, you bastards!

 

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[Lilith]

Always with the bad advice Btw, I wish we were still colonised by Britain.

Lol did you drink white oak? And it's pretty good advice. Vomit drunkeness is best fixed by vomiting.

As for the British part, I say the same thing everyday! It would be easier to move!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Forza Dicklass Bender.

 

[dann10]

Saw a dog walking by itself today, i figured it was lost. It was a small one so I got close and checked its tags, called the number on it. The dude was already in his car driving around looking for it so I told him that me and my friends had his dog and that he could meet us at the macdonalds about 5 minutes away. The guy finally comes, puts the dog in his car, and what do I get? A thank you? 10 bucks? Nope, he gave me a juice box. No lie

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

What flavour?

 

[dann10]

Orange. But it was warm

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Shoulda put in the fridge.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Saw a dog walking by itself today, i figured it was lost. It was a small one so I got close and checked its tags, called the number on it. The dude was already in his car driving around looking for it so I told him that me and my friends had his dog and that he could meet us at the macdonalds about 5 minutes away. The guy finally comes, puts the dog in his car, and what do I get? A thank you? 10 bucks? Nope, he gave me a juice box. No lie

A juice box? Like a carton of fruit juice?

 

[dann10]

Yup. Like one of those small ones with the tiny straw

 

[swag]

Orange. But it was warm

At least it wasn't lemon.

 

[enzo]

Well, maybe the puppy will come back and thank you, as soon as it got its own credit card.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yup. Like one of those small ones with the tiny straw

That's cheap!

 

[Gagi]

Cheap fucker. I'd give you my sister or aunt.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Time to format my laptop before giving it back.

 

[JuveJay]

Yup. Like one of those small ones with the tiny straw

Are you quite small? It wasn't Arsene Wenger, was it?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

How are my lovelies doing today?

 

[Nzoric]

How are my lovelies doing today?

I'm buzzing with excitement. Juve on the 23rd of October

Feeling better?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So happy for ya!

I'm better now. But I think I may need to come back tomorrow to finish my final paperwork. The HR guys are in an all-day training, and the day's almost over. I doubt they'll come back. So I might need to come back tomorrow.

 

[Tommy]

Incentive or appraisal I have no fucking idea, but the paycheck is fatter

 

[Lapa]

Didn't start my new school, will work the rest of the year in my current job.

Will drink a beer (or few) for that.