What Are You Doing Right Now? (189 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

you were celebrating bendtner's arrival? how niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Yeah, apparently he will surpass Ibra by 2012. So he has approximately 4 months of dominance before the world ends.

Throw up and go to sleep. You'll feel better and reduce the risk of choking on your own vomit should you fall asleep and do so.

---------- Post added 31.08.2012 at 01:00 ----------

@Gagi today is our Independence Day.

Always with the bad advice

Btw, I wish we were still colonised by Britain.

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sounds like your ovaries are preventing your microdeck from growing.

Oh come on enough with your feminen side D

nice

Go to hell, you bastards!

 

[Lilith]

Always with the bad advice Btw, I wish we were still colonised by Britain.

Lol did you drink white oak? And it's pretty good advice. Vomit drunkeness is best fixed by vomiting.

As for the British part, I say the same thing everyday! It would be easier to move!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Forza Dicklass Bender.

 

[dann10]

Saw a dog walking by itself today, i figured it was lost. It was a small one so I got close and checked its tags, called the number on it. The dude was already in his car driving around looking for it so I told him that me and my friends had his dog and that he could meet us at the macdonalds about 5 minutes away. The guy finally comes, puts the dog in his car, and what do I get? A thank you? 10 bucks? Nope, he gave me a juice box. No lie

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

What flavour?

 

[dann10]

Orange. But it was warm

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Shoulda put in the fridge.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Saw a dog walking by itself today, i figured it was lost. It was a small one so I got close and checked its tags, called the number on it. The dude was already in his car driving around looking for it so I told him that me and my friends had his dog and that he could meet us at the macdonalds about 5 minutes away. The guy finally comes, puts the dog in his car, and what do I get? A thank you? 10 bucks? Nope, he gave me a juice box. No lie

A juice box? Like a carton of fruit juice?

 

[dann10]

Yup. Like one of those small ones with the tiny straw

 

[swag]

Orange. But it was warm

At least it wasn't lemon.

 

[enzo]

Well, maybe the puppy will come back and thank you, as soon as it got its own credit card.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yup. Like one of those small ones with the tiny straw

That's cheap!

 

[Gagi]

Cheap fucker. I'd give you my sister or aunt.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Time to format my laptop before giving it back.

 

[JuveJay]

Yup. Like one of those small ones with the tiny straw

Are you quite small? It wasn't Arsene Wenger, was it?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

How are my lovelies doing today?

 

[Nzoric]

How are my lovelies doing today?

I'm buzzing with excitement. Juve on the 23rd of October

Feeling better?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

So happy for ya!

I'm better now. But I think I may need to come back tomorrow to finish my final paperwork. The HR guys are in an all-day training, and the day's almost over. I doubt they'll come back. So I might need to come back tomorrow.

 

[Tommy]

Incentive or appraisal I have no fucking idea, but the paycheck is fatter