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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,790
:lol:

2 of my close friends are busy tonight. Another one is mourning his dad's death. Ergo, I got no one to get shitfaced with! :cry:

I hate everything right now.
There's a holy trifecta I've found if you're going out to get shitfaced: a cop, a doctor, and a lawyer. At my bachelor party, my brother and best man (cop) arranged things that included my "brother from another mother" (chair of surgery for a nearby county hospital) and a friend in from San Diego (lawyer & assistant district attorney in S.D.).

You cannot, I repeat, cannot cover for any drunken eventualities with a better entourage than that. :D

We were prepared for everything this side of alien space hookers with lasers.

No, I just stay home now, work online.
So you're the guy in the DutchBeefcake.com webcams? :shocked:

the same colour as white wine?
I like fruity and not to sweet
Time to dredge up one of my favorite Zimbabwean jokes again...

Q: How do you make a white wine?
A: You take his farm away.

:rndh:
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
Actually one of the more comfortable things you can do to your legs.

Looks nice in the picture but I prefer dry over sticky.

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So you're the guy in the DutchBeefcake.com webcams? :shocked:
I don't think we share the same set of bookmarks.

Time to dredge up one of my favorite Zimbabwean jokes again...

Q: How do you make a white wine?
A: You take his farm away.

:rndh:
:D
 

Bezzy

The Bookie Queen
Jun 5, 2010
20,828
There's a holy trifecta I've found if you're going out to get shitfaced: a cop, a doctor, and a lawyer. At my bachelor party, my brother and best man (cop) arranged things that included my "brother from another mother" (chair of surgery for a nearby county hospital) and a friend in from San Diego (lawyer & assistant district attorney in S.D.).

You cannot, I repeat, cannot cover for any drunken eventualities with a better entourage than that. :D

We were prepared for everything this side of alien space hookers with lasers.



So you're the guy in the DutchBeefcake.com webcams? :shocked:



Time to dredge up one of my favorite Zimbabwean jokes again...

Q: How do you make a white wine?
A: You take his farm away.

:rndh:
:lol2: :lol: :oops:
Exactly, I don't know anyone who actually does this.
i never oil my legs :shifty:
 
Apr 15, 2006
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There's a holy trifecta I've found if you're going out to get shitfaced: a cop, a doctor, and a lawyer. At my bachelor party, my brother and best man (cop) arranged things that included my "brother from another mother" (chair of surgery for a nearby county hospital) and a friend in from San Diego (lawyer & assistant district attorney in S.D.).

You cannot, I repeat, cannot cover for any drunken eventualities with a better entourage than that. :D

We were prepared for everything this side of alien space hookers with lasers.
When space hookers :lol: I once saw a B movie on tv about that. :D TnA action, baby!
 

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