Don't be ridiculous. Just because you're disenchanted with your own lot doesn't mean that nobody else is allowed to find charm there, and many do, myself included. It's nothing to bowl you over like the sight of the Himalayas, but the simple beauty of the countryside is definitely to be appreciated. As for the rest of your qualms, you're obviously quick to boredom.
I live in the middle of the kent countryside (garden of england etc.), i've been all over the shot hiking etc. its not that great, its just fields and hills.

