What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,004 Viewers)

[swag]

GAY BAR > Alcohol > Music > Coffee

Damn, I live in San Freaking-cisco. It's amazing I'm not jizzing 24/7 in the streets with that kind of exaltation of gay bars.

Music > Coffee > Asian Food > Weed > Alcohol > Matador.

My girlfriend, she made me a cup of coffee and then woke me up and went to make me pancakes every morning

Pancakes.

You have to search my past posts from years back that include the word "pancakes". It's a euphemism in my online history here. (And a very appropriate one, given the context in which you presented the term.)

Hey Greggers, gonna inbox you in a little bit to check something with you.

You got it!

is that what you call your cleaning lady

Nice cleaning lady pickup.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Ford Prefect]

and it will keep waiting, i dont do harlem, i ll leave it to you carrot bottom

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it is because i knew you went to poland that i said that(stereotype: polish men: construction workers, polish women: cleaning ladies)

You must have different stereotypes lol, we have Polish Plumber and nothing for the ladies other than beautiful

Sure! You need the caffeine but no addict will admit it. It's okay to be in denial. Just remember me when you're dying slowly and painfully, think of the words I said to you.

I have 1 cup of coffee in the morning and an espresso later on if im doing reading, if not I drink chai which is basically caffeine free. If I drank a red bull or coke in the morning i'd hate, im hooked on coffee not caffeine, i used to be hooked on caffeine, 3 litre of coke a day + coffee but that was when i was 16.

 

[Juve matador]

My window cleaner is polish.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Sam, you got a drinking problem.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Pancakes.

You have to search my past posts from years back that include the word "pancakes". It's a euphemism in my online history here. (And a very appropriate one, given the context in which you presented the term.)

If it was a vanilla euphemism then you could say I had Pancakes and then Pancakes for breakfast last week, if its crass or about people shitting on eachother then I had pancakes and sex

 

[GordoDeCentral]

every cleaning lady i have ever encountered in chciago is polish

 

[Ford Prefect]

every cleaning lady i have ever encountered in chciago is polish

Aye, but different countries have different jobs available, people migrate there for different reasons and different countries have different entry requirements. Im sure there are Polish cleaners here, ive not met one. Most eastern europeans end up working in cafe's and restaurants.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Aye, but different countries have different jobs available, people migrate there for different reasons and different countries have different entry requirements. Im sure there are Polish cleaners here, ive not met one. Most eastern europeans end up working in cafe's and restaurants.

thanks

 

[swag]

If it was a vanilla euphemism then you could say I had Pancakes and then Pancakes for breakfast last week, if its crass or about people shitting on eachother then I had pancakes and sex

No. It's just that the word "pancakes" became shorthand for the morning after sleep-over sex.

every cleaning lady i have ever encountered in chciago is polish

Babushka Patrol, yo.

 

[.zero]

shocker yo

Nothing trumps the shocker

chicks love it

 

[Fred]

Man, i thought i lost eyesight in my left eye yesterday. Had an accident in a football game, and couldn't see shit with my left eye for about two hours. Its much better now, but the Opthamologist said i have bleeding in my eye, nothing too serious for the time being, but he said i should stay away from sport or any activity where there is contact involved, if the bleeding gets worse they may not be able to control it.

Fuck i was terrified yesterday, looking in the mirror and seeing my left eye wide open, and not being able to see a damn thing with it.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Man, i thought i lost eyesight in my left eye yesterday. Had an accident in a football game, and couldn't see shit with my left eye for about two hours. Its much better now, but the Opthamologist said i have bleeding in my eye, nothing too serious for the time being, but he said i should stay away from sport or any activity where there is contact involved, if the bleeding gets worse they may not be able to control it.

Fuck i was terrified yesterday, looking in the mirror and seeing my left eye wide open, and not being able to see a damn thing with it.

Damn. At least you didn't put an M-80 in a glass bottle and got your eye cut with tiny pieces of glass, like my friend did.

 

[Lilith]

Man, i thought i lost eyesight in my left eye yesterday. Had an accident in a football game, and couldn't see shit with my left eye for about two hours. Its much better now, but the Opthamologist said i have bleeding in my eye, nothing too serious for the time being, but he said i should stay away from sport or any activity where there is contact involved, if the bleeding gets worse they may not be able to control it.

Fuck i was terrified yesterday, looking in the mirror and seeing my left eye wide open, and not being able to see a damn thing with it.

Damn! I feel for you. :O Glad you're okay though.

 

[.zero]

Man, i thought i lost eyesight in my left eye yesterday. Had an accident in a football game, and couldn't see shit with my left eye for about two hours. Its much better now, but the Opthamologist said i have bleeding in my eye, nothing too serious for the time being, but he said i should stay away from sport or any activity where there is contact involved, if the bleeding gets worse they may not be able to control it.

Fuck i was terrified yesterday, looking in the mirror and seeing my left eye wide open, and not being able to see a damn thing with it.

Blood in your eye?

Who you beefin wit?

 

[Fred]

Damn. At least you didn't put an M-80 in a glass bottle and got your eye cut with tiny pieces of glass, like my friend did.

Fuck, what happened to him then?

Damn! I feel for you. :O Glad you're okay though.

Thanks.

Blood in your eye?

Who you beefin wit?

Thats what the doctor said mate. Minor bleeding in the anterior chamber or something like that.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Fuck, what happened to him then?

He had to spend 100 000 dollars to save his eye.

 

[swag]

Man, i thought i lost eyesight in my left eye yesterday. Had an accident in a football game, and couldn't see shit with my left eye for about two hours. Its much better now, but the Opthamologist said i have bleeding in my eye, nothing too serious for the time being, but he said i should stay away from sport or any activity where there is contact involved, if the bleeding gets worse they may not be able to control it.

Fuck i was terrified yesterday, looking in the mirror and seeing my left eye wide open, and not being able to see a damn thing with it.

Temporary blindness is scary #^%, that's for sure. Glad to hear you'll be OK. (At least it seems so.)

 

[Nzoric]

He had to spend 100 000 dollars to save his eye.

Rich kids these days ..

 

[GordoDeCentral]

If you ain't got no aSS bitxh wear a poncho

 

[Fint]

That cop who got shot by Raoul Moat and was blinded was found dead today, suspected suicide.