What Are You Doing Right Now? (1,022 Viewers)

[swag]

The Big Bang theory is as funny, as your toilet being clogged with the mother of all turds

Hey, I do the poop jokes around here.

SouthLAnd.

Still enjoying that. Though there's some weird character evolution going on right now.

Peep show is ok.

I couldn't get into it. I didn't dislike it. Parts I liked. But other parts had that hesitant pause humor that just doesn't cross the pond as well sometimes.

 

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[Juve matador]

My throat is sore, I've got the flu.

How will I go about sucking cocks, when it hurts when I swallow ?

 

[swag]

Ask Borriello.

 

[Juve matador]

Ask Borriello.

I'm guessing he has experience in the realms of blowing.

 

[swag]

He seems to be multi-dimensional in his abilities in that regard.

 

[.zero]

sister fisters

 

[Enron]

3 sided punch

 

[Firestarter]

Edinburg for the weekend

 

[.zero]

3 sided punch

define please

 

[GordoDeCentral]

shocker yo

 

[Juve matador]

I was sexually abused by a carrot.

 

[swag]

And I was that carrot.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

And I was that carrot.

so thats why his name is carrot top

 

[Juve matador]

Carrots are well known for their love of BDSM, they can't be trusted.

 

[Ford Prefect]

The Big Bang theory is as funny, as your toilet being clogged with the mother of all turds

I laugh at the science joke, I guess you aren't too bright based on your existing posts on here.

 

[Juve matador]

I laugh at the science joke, I guess you aren't too bright based on your existing posts on here.

I'm brighter than your light bulbs, wee lad, now hush up, before I verbally abuse you from behind my screen.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I laugh at the science joke, I guess you aren't too bright based on your existing posts on here.

Sam, had any good coffees lately?

 

[Juve matador]

Alcohol > Coffee

 

[Ford Prefect]

Sam, had any good coffees lately?

Had crazy good coffee all last week, mainly because it was made by someone competent and brought to me in bed

 

[Juve matador]

YOU, I wanna' take you to the gay bar,

I've got something to put in you,

at the GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!!!