What Are You Doing Right Now? (237 Viewers)

[Juve matador]

YOU, I wanna' take you to the gay bar,

I've got something to put in you,

at the GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!!!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[GordoDeCentral]

music > alcohol

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Had crazy good coffee all last week, mainly because it was made by someone competent and brought to me in bed

where from pardner

 

[Juve matador]

Best tune out.

 

[IliveForJuve]

music > alcohol

Pure truth.

 

[Juve matador]

GAY BAR > Alcohol > Music > Coffee

 

[Ford Prefect]

music > alcohol

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where from pardner

Music > Coffee > Asian Food > Weed > Alcohol > Matador.

My girlfriend, she made me a cup of coffee and then woke me up and went to make me pancakes every morning

 

[Juve matador]

Gay Bum Sex > Music > Coffee > Asian Food > Weed > Alcohol > Matador.

My boyfriend Tom, he made me a cup of coffee and then woke me up and went to get the vibrator every morning

I agree.

Lucky you.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I'm brighter than your light bulbs, wee lad, now hush up, before I verbally abuse you from behind my screen.

http://www.duchessathome.com/childrensongs/hushlittlebaby.html

 

[IliveForJuve]

Weed is 15616541867481548974 times better than Coffee. Asian food is great especially after you smoked weed. So, Music = Weed > Food > Alcohol >Coffee.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Above 0?

WAAAAAAAAY!

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Everyone say satan

SATAN!

 

[Ford Prefect]

I agree.

Lucky you.

You are the funniest person i've spoken. I haven't seen someone do something that, can't find a word to express it yet but it focuses on you being a child with a low mental capicity, in the ten years i've been posting on forums.

---------- Post added 01.03.2012 at 21:03 ----------

Weed is 15616541867481548974 times better than Coffee. Asian food is great especially after you smoked weed. So, Music = Weed > Food > Alcohol >Coffee.

Coffee = Life.

 

[Juve matador]

Coffee is a wee bit lame don't ya think lads ?

I bet you all don't drink Coke, because 'its bad for ya'.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Coffee is for weak people with weak bones.

 

[Juve matador]

You tell 'em captain.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Music > Coffee > Asian Food > Weed > Alcohol > Matador.

My girlfriend, she made me a cup of coffee and then woke me up and went to make me pancakes every morning

is that what you call your cleaning lady

 

[Ford Prefect]

Coffee is for weak people with weak bones.

I can't wake up in the morning without a cup of coffee. Not just for the caffeine, because it tastes so damn nice and it makes my flat smell amazing. Fresh arabica

 

[Juve matador]

is that what you call your cleaning lady

The Apollo awaits...

 

[Lilith]

Hey Greggers, gonna inbox you in a little bit to check something with you.

 

[Ford Prefect]

is that what you call your cleaning lady

I flew to poland for a week to visit my cleaning lady? Why wouldn't my cleaning lady live here, why would i go visit her?

Too many flaws, think this stuff through Tyrone

 

[GordoDeCentral]

The Apollo awaits...

and it will keep waiting, i dont do harlem, i ll leave it to you carrot bottom

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I flew to poland for a week to visit my cleaning lady? Why wouldn't my cleaning lady live here, why would i go visit her?

Too many flaws, think this stuff through Tyrone

it is because i knew you went to poland that i said that(stereotype: polish men: construction workers, polish women: cleaning ladies)