Trinidad is...hmmmmm, what should I say? It's nice but I don't think I want to stay here forever. It's very limiting. It's been years though how have you been?
Of course not. It's only been a few days silly boy.

When you start to go through severe withdrawal like I know you will, then I'll tell you.

But then by that time, it is me and I'll be feeling sorry for you so I probably won't say anything.