What Are You Doing Right Now? (707 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Word about mediterranean women. On the other hand, there's the ones like Monica Bellucci, who look fine forever.

There's always an exception to the rule. There's nothing worse than an old bat that has hair growing out of her chin or mole.

 

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[Quetzalcoatl]

Word? Which one? Luckily my dads side of the well ages really, really well. Thank goodness for superior genes, too bad i wasn't blessed with a bigger hanging appendage.

That's why Rab complements you so well.

 

[KatieDiFran]

That's why Rab complements you so well.

morning, sunshine!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

morning, sunshine!

Bonjour, pussycat.

 

[Alen]

Mattilda, check her flirting game with Zakaria Di Francesco in the pics thread. She's cheating on you with an Arab.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Mattilda, check her flirting game with Zakaria Di Francesco in the pics thread. She's cheating on you with an Arab.

I told her to rope Zaki in. The more, the merrier.

 

[KatieDiFran]

I told her to rope Zaki in. The more, the merrier.

exactly.. its gonna be me, matti, zaki, and rabski

who wants to join us?

 

[ALC]

There's always an exception to the rule. There's nothing worse than an old bat that has hair growing out of her chin or mole.

That's horrible. The worst is the hairy flesh colored moles that have a lot of mass in them and hang down. You just wanna pluck them off but you're disgusted at the prospect of touching it.

 

[Kate]

Word? Which one? Luckily my dads side of the well ages really, really well. Thank goodness for superior genes, too bad i wasn't blessed with a bigger hanging appendage.

English/Irish/French/Slovenian, so you never know...

 

[icemaη]

Sounds like a lot of work.

I've become even more lazy after getting married...

 

[Bezzy]

So washingmachine is working

 

[Nzoric]

Just came back from a 4 hour walk. Pretty worn out, but couldn't spend the whole day not doing anything or else my muscles would kill me. Played 4 days in a row, if I stopped moving now I wouldn't move again for the next 5 days xD

 

[Nzoric]

English/Irish/French/Slovenian, so you never know...

In other words; North American

 

[ALC]

In other words; North American

Oh snapppp!

She gon' get mad at youuuu!

 

[Kate]

In other words; North American

Unfortunately, yes. I hate North America the way jasper hates Britain

 

[Bezzy]

writing the mafia story

 

[Ford Prefect]

writing the mafia story

good luck

Just watched about an hour of George Carlin, Im feeling really nihilistic now. Time to start writing my essay on Irans Protests in 2009 I bet this will go well

 

[Martin]

good luck

Just watched about an hour of George Carlin, Im feeling really nihilistic now. Time to start writing my essay on Irans Protests in 2009 I bet this will go well

Carlin would have been much funnier if he weren't so boring. Enough intelligence, poor taste.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Carlin would have been much funnier if he weren't so boring. Enough intelligence, poor taste.

Its just his style - long rambling/detailed rants. He was super intelligent. Few comedians take that much intelligence and awareness into their routines - Bill Hicks/Doug Stanhope are similar but more crass.

 

[Martin]

Its just his style - long rambling/detailed rants. He was super intelligent. Few comedians take that much intelligence and awareness into their routines - Bill Hicks/Doug Stanhope are similar but more crass.

I just think it's sad that out of what 13 specials he did, okay I haven't seen them all but I have seen enough, only about the last one was actually good. Everything before that contained a lot of ideas that could have been done well, but were completely wasted and overrun by a constant stream of toilet humor.

I don't understand why people need to feel disgusted in order to laugh, what is this bizarre deficiency? I really detest this dumbing down to the lowest common denominator.

Bill Hicks/Doug Stanhope btw I find waaaay more watchable.