Why I need a job:
Finance my bar visits.
Finance my vices (booze, cigs, masturbatory condoms)
So I stop chronic masturbating at both 9am, and 3am.
So I don't binge drink.
When I talk to Greg, I don't talk about his wife, as if I know anything about her.
So I don't randomly ask girls for naked pictures at 4am.
So when I wake up after 1pm, I don't ask what I've missed, on a Wednesday.
So I can still talk shit to Andy about Detroit.
So I can still talk shit to Detroit.....about Andy.
So I can move out of Beerhouse.
So when I look men in the eyes, they don't ask where the shinebox is.
So Andries can say to me, what are you, not a Belgian?
So I can buy Ireland.