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ßöмßäяðîëя
Apr 12, 2004
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    Why I need a job:

    Finance my bar visits.
    Finance my vices (booze, cigs, masturbatory condoms)
    So I stop chronic masturbating at both 9am, and 3am.
    So I don't binge drink.
    When I talk to Greg, I don't talk about his wife, as if I know anything about her.
    So I don't randomly ask girls for naked pictures at 4am.
    So when I wake up after 1pm, I don't ask what I've missed, on a Wednesday.
    So I can still talk shit to Andy about Detroit.
    So I can still talk shit to Detroit.....about Andy.
    So I can move out of Beerhouse.
    So when I look men in the eyes, they don't ask where the shinebox is.
    So Andries can say to me, what are you, not a Belgian?
    So I can buy Ireland.
     

    swag

    L'autista
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    Sep 23, 2003
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    ßöмßäяðîëя;2999303 said:
    Why I need a job:

    Finance my bar visits.
    Finance my vices (booze, cigs, masturbatory condoms)
    So I stop chronic masturbating at both 9am, and 3am.
    So I don't binge drink.
    When I talk to Greg, I don't talk about his wife, as if I know anything about her.
    So I don't randomly ask girls for naked pictures at 4am.
    So when I wake up after 1pm, I don't ask what I've missed, on a Wednesday.
    So I can still talk shit to Andy about Detroit.
    So I'm talking to a guy at work who used to work in NYC. He says the difference is out here, they host parties to have more parties. Out in NYC, they host parties to fund their coke habit.
     

    swag

    L'autista
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    Sep 23, 2003
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    ßöмßäяðîëя;2999307 said:
    Pretty good, actually. My mood is buoyed by all the nonsensical shit this one company has me doing (i.e. - Taking Microsot Oice test online.).
    Looking for work can be a lengthy process. A lot of it is a mental game. It's a lot about mood. :tup:
     

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